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    "Relax more"

    I've just had a promotion (wooohooo for me, I've even got a posh new job title), but during the meeting with the CEO he told me, "You're far too serious. You really should relax more and have more fun while in work".

    Little does he know that I behave like a perverted, pubescent, spotty teenager on here. Maybe I should be more serious on here and then I'd stop being to serious in work.

    Hmmmmmmmm
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Do you actualy work now that im not there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R1Aaron
    Do you actualy work now that im not there?
    Dude - now that you're no longer here there's nothing left for me to do but work. No more smoko breaks, no more hour long chats about bollox.

    Bitch.
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    You have time for work? Shit, with your post count on here I'm surprised you get any done??!!

    What's the CEO's e-mail, I'll have a chat with him and let him know you're coping well
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    lol congrats on the promotion

    *sits on KB all day at work too*
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    Woohoo!!

    Good stuff - plan on getting a newbike or buying some toys to celebrate the promotion

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    Congrats Biff, you deserve it with all your buggering around! We should meet up and I will buy you a beer
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    Well done that man. What are you going to spend the extra pennies on ?(bike related of course, not another porn site subscription)
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    Good one on the promotion. I like to see people get somewhere in life. Do you get more time off for riding?

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    congrats.. so Spank gave you a promo then? cos the only work I know you of, is on here!!
    must get me one of those promos some time.. what sucks about my thing is, I can't get any higher. But I can't get any lower.. I'd move jobs/compaies, but you should see some of the chicks here.. it's a hard road, finding the perfect job, boy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    congrats.. so Spank gave you a promo then? cos the only work I know you of, is on here!!
    must get me one of those promos some time.. what sucks about my thing is, I can't get any higher. But I can't get any lower.. I'd move jobs/compaies, but you should see some of the chicks here.. it's a hard road, finding the perfect job, boy..
    Sounds like it's time to pop over to BJs work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Sounds like it's time to pop over to BJs work...
    hell yeah.. just toot when you get here, and I'll let you all in.. security is tight, but who gives a crap.. it's easy to get in when you've got someone on the inside..

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    Congrats Biff - and yeah - you gotta relax more dude...

    Clearly need more girly pics, and err - booze and... maybe some weaponry testing - that'd be fun.

    MDU
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    hell yeah.. just toot when you get here, and I'll let you all in.. security is tight, but who gives a crap.. it's easy to get in when you've got someone on the inside..
    I see your post and all I remember is girls, tight, inside, and come...

    did I get that right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    I see your post and all I remember is girls, tight, inside, and come...

    did I get that right?
    yup, spot on..
    and I'm a rep hoe..

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