"Relax more"

**Biff** · 28th July 2005, 18:00

Thanke peeps. Very little increase in salary though, about 6%. But it's better than a poke in the eye with a wet kipper.

**myvice** · 28th July 2005, 21:32

Its good having a job you like, better than the last, all of them!
(Some days it’s so busy we don’t have a beer till 5!)

**scumdog** · 28th July 2005, 22:29

Originally Posted by Biff

I've just had a promotion (wooohooo for me, I've even got a posh new job title), but during the meeting with the CEO he told me, "You're far too serious. You really should relax more and have more fun while in work".

Little does he know that I behave like a perverted, pubescent, spotty teenager on here. Maybe I should be more serious on here and then I'd stop being to serious in work.

Hmmmmmmmm

Had a boss like that once - except from the other approach, he said that I "couldn't be the biggest clown in the effing circus ALL the bloody time" - boy, did I ever prove him wrong!! Shows you how wrong bosses can be eh??

**gav** · 28th July 2005, 23:40

Congrats Biff, nice one! So when you buying a bucket?

**ManDownUnder** · 29th July 2005, 10:46

Originally Posted by Biff

Thanke peeps. Very little increase in salary though, about 6%. But it's better than a poke in the eye with a wet kipper.

I can think of a good way to de stress... but if your boss was to pay for some ladies I imagine Mrs Biff might not be too pleased.

You could always ask?

**Sniper** · 29th July 2005, 10:47

Ooo ooo, I have a good retort now......

Biff if you were anymore relaxed you would be lying down. (Sorry, works getting boring)

**crashe** · 29th July 2005, 11:57

Biff - Congratulations on your promotion up the work chain....

Well done. Keep up the good work....

6% wage increase..... ummm well that will buy you another couple of loafs of bread and maybe a xtra bottle of milk....lol.

**WRT** · 29th July 2005, 13:09

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

I see your post and all I remember is girls, tight, inside, and come...

did I get that right?

I think he also mentioned "easy" . . .

**Biff** · 29th July 2005, 13:15

Excuse me showing off for a moment.....
WooooHoooo - my new business cards have arrived. Although they've mixed up some of the wording.

I feel sooooo important now. Kneel before me mere mortals, for I am the president of all things vice.

**bugjuice** · 29th July 2005, 13:21

Originally Posted by Biff

Excuse me showing off for a moment.....
WooooHoooo - my new business cards have arrived. Although they've mixed up some of the wording.

I feel sooooo important now. Kneel before me mere mortals, for I am the president of all things vice.

you chopped off the bottom Biff..

congrats man.. you'll buy me a beer tonight