But I only have a primal nature when it comes to......... hang on, you dont want to know.Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
But Im a good little fucker, I never swear.![]()
But I only have a primal nature when it comes to......... hang on, you dont want to know.Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
But Im a good little fucker, I never swear.![]()
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
*has swearing fits in my helmet... you can really let things out then...*
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing![]()
Originally Posted by DingDong
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
DON'T GET ME FUCKEN STARTED AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE,JUST GOTA FUCKENOriginally Posted by Wolf
HAVE A FUCKEN OUTBURST ABOUT FUCKEN NOTHING NOW FUCK,FUCK,FUCK
i'm going to have a lie down now......maybe a little nap for a while
Hater of haters since 2012
Awwww he's gone to have a wee NANA nap...Originally Posted by stifarms
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oops I meant to say, to have a grandpa nap...![]()
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Anyone had a really good scream when they're riding along in the country? Does wonders, especially in conjunction with a good stream of profanities and a really good fart!Originally Posted by placidfemme
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Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
I fall into the No bracket sorryOriginally Posted by Riff Raff
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Originally Posted by Riff Raff
Well I do have a good scream when out on the motorway or on the open roads....![]()
Have had a good fart or two when out riding![]()
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But I have to admit that I haven't done both at the same time...
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I have, and always feel somewhat worried afterwards...Originally Posted by crashe
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Was that worry stemming from the sincere belief that your fart may have just drawn mud?Originally Posted by Wolf
Originally Posted by WRT
Same when I sneeze and fart at the same time. Been lucky so far...
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Motorbike Camping for the win!
what I would like to say sometimes:
If you come over to my desk and ask that same fucken stupid question one more time I am going to reach over and kill you. I will not kill you slowly, it will be painfull. You will not like it. Do I make my self clear you snivelling little C_NT. Right, now get the fuck out of my space and don't come back ya hear!
what I say instead:
yup, ahha, yup..hmmm..........................sorry were you talking to me?
Om nom nom.
Yeah but a really GOOD fart inside wet weather gear isn't too good. The sneaky bastrdly things just sit there- trapped inside all your gear and slowly pickle your clothes (and available soft body parts).Originally Posted by Riff Raff
I had a friend who let out a really good scream once - she was so frustrated at an ex boyfriend fro various reasons.
Scared the shit out of me at the time - but I can see it did her a lot of good...
MDU
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This whole thread has left me feeling rather...
'soiled'
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Well done peeps!
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Then get to the toilet straight away......Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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