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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    na mate - that's what caused this thing to start off with...

    Just that primal need to let fly with a satisfying, meaningless, out of context, mouthful of ill intentioned expletives!
    But I only have a primal nature when it comes to......... hang on, you dont want to know.

    But Im a good little fucker, I never swear.
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    *has swearing fits in my helmet... you can really let things out then...*
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Don't beat around the bush, stifarms, tell it to us straight!
    DON'T GET ME FUCKEN STARTED AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE,JUST GOTA FUCKEN
    HAVE A FUCKEN OUTBURST ABOUT FUCKEN NOTHING NOW FUCK,FUCK,FUCK

    i'm going to have a lie down now......maybe a little nap for a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by stifarms
    i'm going to have a lie down now......maybe a little nap for a while
    Awwww he's gone to have a wee NANA nap...

    oops I meant to say, to have a grandpa nap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    *has swearing fits in my helmet... you can really let things out then...*
    Anyone had a really good scream when they're riding along in the country? Does wonders, especially in conjunction with a good stream of profanities and a really good fart!
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    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Anyone had a really good scream when they're riding along in the country? Does wonders, especially in conjunction with a good stream of profanities and a really good fart!
    I fall into the No bracket sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Anyone had a really good scream when they're riding along in the country? Does wonders, especially in conjunction with a good stream of profanities and a really good fart!

    Well I do have a good scream when out on the motorway or on the open roads....

    Have had a good fart or two when out riding

    But I have to admit that I haven't done both at the same time...
    I guess you have done both at the same time huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    Have had a good fart or two when out riding

    But I have to admit that I haven't done both at the same time...
    I have, and always feel somewhat worried afterwards...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    I have, and always feel somewhat worried afterwards...
    Was that worry stemming from the sincere belief that your fart may have just drawn mud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Was that worry stemming from the sincere belief that your fart may have just drawn mud?
    Same when I sneeze and fart at the same time. Been lucky so far...
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    work overload example

    what I would like to say sometimes:

    If you come over to my desk and ask that same fucken stupid question one more time I am going to reach over and kill you. I will not kill you slowly, it will be painfull. You will not like it. Do I make my self clear you snivelling little C_NT. Right, now get the fuck out of my space and don't come back ya hear!

    what I say instead:

    yup, ahha, yup..hmmm..........................sorry were you talking to me?
    Om nom nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Anyone had a really good scream when they're riding along in the country? Does wonders, especially in conjunction with a good stream of profanities and a really good fart!
    Yeah but a really GOOD fart inside wet weather gear isn't too good. The sneaky bastrdly things just sit there- trapped inside all your gear and slowly pickle your clothes (and available soft body parts).

    I had a friend who let out a really good scream once - she was so frustrated at an ex boyfriend fro various reasons.

    Scared the shit out of me at the time - but I can see it did her a lot of good...

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    This whole thread has left me feeling rather...

    'soiled'



    Well done peeps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    This has left me rather... 'soiled'
    Then get to the toilet straight away......

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