This is the best we could do?

[mashman]

It's the kind of thing the pub put on at chucking out time... you either puke, burst into tears, stagger out clutching your ears, get yer lighter out and set fire to the guy next to ya or drop dead on the spot... uber fail

[Berries]

It's the kind of thing the pub put on at chucking out time.

What, her Barnet?

[Big Dave]

You wanna complain!
I have to endure dorks going 'Oi - Oi -Oi' FFS!.

[mashman]

I guess the job at the UN didn't turn out too well... although the face lift has worked wonders

[Berries]

Those new Shoeis look ok don't they?