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    Oldest profession in trouble, or moving forward with the times?

    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    eh? Come again?
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    PM me and lets talk
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    Aw yeah right and uh, women who are on the game for money are just going to find different careers? Or are they going to simulate the stimulating robots via remote control

    ...oh and we'll all be living like the Jetsons

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    they actually have not had sex with a real person
    Isn't the point of sex to "interact" with another real live person??
    It's all Shits and Giggles until someone Giggles and Shits


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    I thought the reason for sex was to pro-create - but "hard" to explain same sex sex!
    Imagine "please insert another coin to continue..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by wharekura View Post
    I thought the reason for sex was to pro-create - but "hard" to explain same sex sex!
    Imagine "please insert another coin to continue..."
    i tried swiping the credit card on a stripper once, she rudely told me to F#@% off
    'Good things come to those who wait'
    Bollocks, get of your arse and go get it

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    I woulda thought they'd have been called Hobots... I assume the vagina is lined so that you don't get an electric shock when late jack arrives.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeen View Post
    Isn't the point of sex to "interact" with another real live person??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    eh? Come again?
    Only if it is cheap enough...


    With models like this, I reckon the cylons could have good market share.
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    Hate to see what would happen if there was a power outage half way through or a short circuit.
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    10,000 euros? You could root yourself stupid in Pattaya for months with that....... Giggidy giggidy.
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    Hope they are self cleansing.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    Hate to see what would happen if there was a power outing half way through or a short circuit.
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