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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Hes a bit of an ugly fucker as well
    Giving me a massive competitive advantage

    ....Just need to convince the wife

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    Nah I wouldn't like that job, he doesn't charge anything.......

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    Just how obese and/or ugly are these women who need his services
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    Seems a logical next step for someone who masturbates constantly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Seems a logical next step for someone who masturbates constantly...
    I guess I've just got so much love to give

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    I wouldnt get too excited yet fellas. he fucks women that cant get pregnant.

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    lets see what these 'Imtooneedy/demanding/hideously-disfigured/uglier-than-a-horses-arse-while-its-taking-a-shit' women actually look like that he's fucking before deciding on the career change huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    I wouldnt get too excited yet fellas. he fucks women that cant get pregnant.
    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    Just how obese and/or ugly are these women who need his services
    I was about to make this same point.
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