I would actually get bored.
Hes a bit of an ugly fucker as well http://news.ninemsn.com.au/mobile/wo...f-ffffffffffff
He's building an army to take over the world!
Grow older but never grow up
Nah I wouldn't like that job, he doesn't charge anything.......
Fuck it, I'll do it.
Lets start with all the Asian hotties who want a dragon baby
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I am your farza, your farza! Oh lets have a smoke and pancake!
Thought for the day: Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they're funny when they're pushed down the stairs. Also: Who picks up guide dog shit?
Just how obese and/or ugly are these women who need his services![]()
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
Seems a logical next step for someone who masturbates constantly...
I wouldnt get too excited yet fellas. he fucks women that cant get pregnant.
remember what a virgin looks like?
lets see what these 'Imtooneedy/demanding/hideously-disfigured/uglier-than-a-horses-arse-while-its-taking-a-shit' women actually look like that he's fucking before deciding on the career change huh?
Where the fucks kony when you need him
KONY!!!
Just as well I've had the snip - can't imagine what a disaster the world would be if I did that job...![]()
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
If I charged by the hour I wouldn't make any money![]()
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