101 uses for a Dead Motorcycle

**Rincewind** · 28th July 2005, 20:11

Hi all you lateral thinkers...

I would like some help with the above idea for a coffee table book (no I don't want to make the book into a coffee table, I just want to...) (oh forget it).

The object is to come up with a hundred and one uses for a dead motorcycle, they must be humorous in some way and can be as obscure as you like....

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I can hear your brains tikkin from here .. Ha Ha

**Waylander** · 28th July 2005, 20:12

How about..... a coffee table.

**ZorsT** · 28th July 2005, 20:13

You could bend your best lady over the seat.....

**Rincewind** · 28th July 2005, 20:17

Originally Posted by Waylander

How about..... a coffee table.

well I suppose it's a start

**Rincewind** · 28th July 2005, 20:18

Originally Posted by GoodAndSuchLike

You could bend your best lady over the seat.....

Hmmm we must start closing the curtains at night !!!!

**Waylander** · 28th July 2005, 20:19

Originally Posted by solakid

well I suppose it's a start

Oh come one you know that was funny. Think about it. You have this book right and it's sitting on your bike coffee table. A guest picks it up and what's on page one? a motorbike coffee table!!

**FROSTY:Me** · 28th July 2005, 20:20

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEAD MOTORCYCLE,

**Rincewind** · 28th July 2005, 20:24

yes I can see how that woodwork !!!

**ZorsT** · 28th July 2005, 20:25

Originally Posted by FROSTY

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEAD MOTORCYCLE,

IS YOUR CAPS LOCK ON?

have races down hills on it... like we used to do with our "go-karts" (wheels with a place to sit)

**Rincewind** · 28th July 2005, 20:28

O.K. calm down let's just pretend it's dead then shall we, and we will think of how we could immortalise it forever (or bit's of it) in a different guise.. Happy now !!!

No real motorcycle will be harmed in any way throughout the making of this book.