101 uses for a Dead Motorcycle

[Ramius]

Instead of a rocker horse, a rocker bike instead.
Take out the engine and put a TV in it.
Sit on it and pretend it still goes.
Attach pedals and use it as an exercycle

[Rincewind]

Impractical clothes hanger.
Swing arm and rear frame staple remover.
Basted taxi forks boomerang.
Petrol tank bedpans.
Katana pop up toaster.
MX tire tooth brush.
Handle bar golf club set.
Carbon fiber fearing oven trays.
Air box Tupper wear set.
Brake lever doorknocker.
Race bike foot peg tooth pick.

"oh I like you" your a bit more imaginative,
How about
Foot rest coat pegs
Inner tube condoms
Spoke scewers
Cogs for pastry shapers
cylinder head ash trays
Handle grip marital aids (one for the ladies)
Petrol Tank ash tray (special one for the mother in law) Ha Ha Boom
Front fork pogo sticks (one for the kiddies)
Engine parts mobile for above the baby's cot (go to sleep ya little bastard or I'll start it up)
Exhaust pipe's mounted over fire place like a 21st century version of moose antlers!!
Crank case cover nibbles holders (for the coffee table)
oh somebody stop me

[Rincewind]

Hmm reminds me of my current bike, it doesn't have a tv but I get all the exercise I wan't starting the F******g thing

[Waylander]

"oh I like you" your a bit more imaginative,

Meh he may have more imagination but mine are practical.

[Rincewind]

Meh he may have more imagination but mine are practical.

Ok calm down I'm just being subjective here, I like practical too, but the point was HUMA !!!

[SPman]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEAD MOTORCYCLE,

Tell that to the people at last years Cold Kiwi - couldnt get much deader!

[Mooch]

Hi all you lateral thinkers...

I would like some help with the above idea for a coffee table book (no I don't want to make the book into a coffee table, I just want to...) (oh forget it).

The object is to come up with a hundred and one uses for a dead motorcycle, they must be humorous in some way and can be as obscure as you like....

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I can hear your brains tikkin from here .. Ha Ha

Make it into a kids playground ride.

[scumdog]

The horn could be a new doorbell, maybe.

And the mirrors for shaving (for those that shave)

Handle-bars would add 'class' to a rotary-hoe.

Hang rear sprocket at back door, makes good 'gong' to get you in for tea.
(worked for me)

[Waylander]

And the mirrors for shaving (for those that shave)

Might have to use that one. Some idiot put the sink under the window in my bathroom so the mirror is on the wall above the tub wich is no where near the sink. Stupid architechs...

[Wolf]

Might have to use that one. Some idiot put the sink under the window in my bathroom so the mirror is on the wall above the tub wich is no where near the sink. Stupid architechs...

Same as at our place - proof that the oft-stated "if women designed houses they'd be more practical than the men" is dead wrong - who ever designed our bathroom had to do nothing more to their face than apply make-up and had to shave nothing more than legs and armpits...

[Rincewind]

That's quite a cool idea dude,don't wanna make ya guest's too comfy though, they'll stop and drink all your beer, probably best to use some old trials bike seats for that one Ha Ha

[Waylander]

That's quite a cool idea dude,don't wanna make ya guest's too comfy though, they'll stop and drink all your beer, probably best to use some old trials bike seats for that one Ha Ha

Better yet use that seat of that confederate bike someone posted awhile back.

EDIT: This one here.

[Matt Bleck]

A Boat Anchor
A paper weight
A speed hump/bump
A conversation piece for when you have guests.
A mobile bomb fire.....simply add petrol and a match!

[Indiana_Jones]

use the fairings as sleads lol, or better still tape them into your arms and use them as wings!

-Indy

[Waylander]

Here are a few other things that you could use the chain for...

http://www.wyenot.com/images/alanross/dragon.jpg

http://www.wyenot.com/images/alanross/Centipede.jpg