101 uses for a Dead Motorcycle

[raster]

Like the dragon Waylander

[Waylander]

Like the dragon Waylander

Me too. Just wish I had been the one to think of it and make it.

[Rincewind]

Now don't try this at home children we are only playing, if you take daddy's fairing off he will be most displeased and won't come and visit you in hospital when you discover that it doesn't work "Man cannot fly" well not without effort and technology and stuffff....

[Rincewind]

its not a centipede, it's afourty two a pede (now where have i heard that number before Hmmmm

[Waylander]

its not a centipede, it's afourty two a pede (now where have i heard that number before Hmmmm

haha Now that couldn't have been a coincidence could it?


(Are you so bored that you actually counted it's legs?)

[Rincewind]

haha Now that couldn't have been a coincidence could it?


(Are you so bored that you actually counted it's legs?)

I'm a recovering counter, just had a momentory lapse !!!!

[Rincewind]

i find this thread very morbid. makes my skin crawl it does. why not just buy the book "101 uses for a dead cat" and put that on your coffee table. mind you i dont know where youd fit it with all those tv remotes, coffee cups and old motorcycle mags allready taking up space.

We got that book, most dissapointing, I thought there would be a good curry recipie in it Oh well guess I'll have to ask Wong next time I see him !!!

[Rincewind]

Oil rings and cut down chains could be popular as bracelets if fashion went that way.

My brother once had a valve stuck through his ear.

I can think of many uses for a chain

Sprockets set into cement can be boot cleaners.

Make homebrew (or pruno) in the tank.

Grow climbing plants on the frame in the garden.

Disk brakes can be used in Xena movies (someone photoshop that one)

A tyre makes a comfortable alternative for a beenbag when set on a race stand and you're reading or watching TV.

Funny.. I've only ridden for three years and I can come up with these and mroe.. how many do you need?

Many as you can think of Bro, the finished book will contain 101 of the best, and illustrations in black n white (cartoon format) hopefully if I can find some one willin to put in the effort !!!
Thank's

[Rincewind]

Hmm, maybe make a mold out of the Front fairings (tank, headlight thingie and the bits that cover the engine) Then mold steel or something that can withstand a fair bit of heat for a good long while. Cut out the top of the tank and put a BBQ grill down in it from right behind the headlights to the back of the tank.

The propane goes in the engine area or if you prefer wood that's where the wood burns at...

you know that's a real cool idea, as sort of cast irion ZZR barbie, jees we could market that one ...

[Rincewind]

A teapot. You know, for making tea in.

Nice one I guess you could dispense it through the fuel tap Ha Ha

Bloody big t pot my Pari Dhakar would make though ...

[Rincewind]

Oh come on peaple... Think outside the box!!

Besides using parts of bikes that couldn't be fixed is kinda a way of paying tribute to them. Like getting a pet stuffed or something...

A sort of taxicycledermy !!!

[Beemer]

Hey, Solakid, no one has asked the obvious - if we all come up with great ideas for your coffee table book, do we get any financial reward? Or do we just get mentioned in the foreword "and a big thank you to all those who contributed ideas for this book - your reward will come in motorcycling heaven..."

I reckon you could use a Harley as a mobile flogging rack - tie the offender's hands to the ape hangers and then use a cat 'o nine tails to flog 'em!

[Rincewind]

Hey, Solakid, no one has asked the obvious - if we all come up with great ideas for your coffee table book, do we get any financial reward? Or do we just get mentioned in the foreword "and a big thank you to all those who contributed ideas for this book - your reward will come in motorcycling heaven..."

I reckon you could use a Harley as a mobile flogging rack - tie the offender's hands to the ape hangers and then use a cat 'o nine tails to flog 'em!

Oh the old what's in it for me routine, while I bust a gut putting it all togeather and sorting out a publisher (who will be reluctant to fund the book because of it's limited readership blardy blardy blah,) (so I have to coff up the mular to go to print with the first 2 thousand copies)meanwhile you wanna piece of me as well.Ha Ha

I tell you what though, a mention of the Forum and how helpfull it was wouldn't do the membership any harm!!!! and look at all the little spin off buisnesses that will spring up out of all this creativity !!!!

[NordieBoy]

I reckon you could use a Harley as a mobile flogging rack - tie the offender's hands to the ape hangers and then use a cat 'o nine tails to flog 'em!

Tie the offender's hands to the ape hangers and then make them ride it...

[Rincewind]

Tie the offender's hands to the ape hangers and then make them ride it...

Ah the old derogatory Harley Davidson thing... well one day young man you may find yourself sitting astride one and thinking Hmmm this isn't so bad, then your hand move's slowly towards your wallet, out come's ya cheque book and next thing you know your about to sign up for a ....... but then you wake up all pale and shaky and it was just another bad beer induced dream..Ha Ha
I think Harley's a quite cool actually, horses for courses and all that...