Servo Pricks

[dangerous]

So... servo pricks, Man some people piss me off at service stations. Ya pull up behind the person filling, servo is packed, they hang up look at ya then wonder off to pay, piss about at the counter deciding on what pack a fags to buy... fuk mutter mutter 'prick'

Why not hop in and drive over to the empty parks by the building, alowing the prick behind ya to fill up? na dont happen.

I move on all the time, especially if its the bike I'm on, costs nothing, is effortless and a general curtacy, and on a glance back, 9 times outa 10 ya get a thankyou, if not then ya a prick.
And like yesterday I rocked on up behind a van that was just sitting there, waited a while muttering what a prick, then noticed the driver was just sitting there, so waltzed on up and 'told' him to move his POS... yeah thats the sorta prick I am

Vote ya ranking as a prick as below

prick... shows no gratatude to some one that moves on for them
right prick... to ignorant to notice others
right royle prick... delibritly leaves vehicle after looking the waiting vehicle in the eyes
good prick... dosnt normally but notices a waiting vehicle and moves
great prick... moves every time

[tigertim20]

the ones who want petrol, ad pull into an empty forecourt, and decide you know what? there are 8 pumps for 91/95, and one for deisel, so, Im just going to pull up and fill my petrol car up, while simultaneously blocking off the deisel pump.

I get annoyed at people who fuck about like that, but at the same time, it would a)give the attendant a hernia watching everyone fill up, jump in their car ad start moving, from wondering if its another cunt thats gonna run. and b) if they do that, by the time some people fuck about in the shop, there could be 2-3 sales off the same pump, making it difficult to know who actually got how much fuel by the time you get to the counter, and C) some stations have a system that Only allows the next sale to be dispensed AFTER the previous one has been paid for in store.

I had one cock try to move my bike once because he wanted to stand at the pump in the centre of the forecourt because it was raining and standing at the other pumps might mean he gets a bit of spray on him from the rain. There were 4 other pumps available.
That conversation did not end with a please and thank you.

[Woodman]

What about the pricks that decide to wash their car including wheels with the windscreen washing brush and bucket while you are waiting to fill. They are the worst servo pricks.

[onearmedbandit]

I prefer to just chill and not let the stuff I can't change bother me. Less stressful that way.

[bogan]

and then there's those guys who fill their tank all the way to the top, fucking nerve of some people, its like they think the petrol station is there to buy things from, instead of being a racing pit-stop.

[pzkpfw]

Christ I hate having to wait to pay for my petrol, because the B.P. is short-staffed and the one counter person has to make coffee for some bastard.

[Kornholio]

I prefer to just chill and not let the stuff I can't change bother me. Less stressful that way.

Exactly mate, what's another 5 mins of your time vs 250 strands of hair...................

[Blackshear]

If there's less than 2 empty spots on either left/right sides of the tank I'll move.

Really hits home when people actually say thank you, more so when it's a bit chocka.

Can't afford to have bad karma on the road even if like me, you're not superstitious.

[Grumph]

Dangerous you should try living in small country villages....not just purchases from the shop but if it's the local mail center too, cars can tie up a pump for half an hour....And the cockies are so arrogant that if anyone says anything to them about it they threaten the servo owner with removing their account...Poor bloody servo owner can't do a thing.

And yeah, diesel....one pump on a forecourt and it's invariably tied up with someone getting petrol....

You hit a nerve here D.

[CookMySock]

Eh? You're on a bike. Push in. What's the problem?

[dangerous]

and and and... what about the 'silly pricks' that queue up at one bouser cos thats the side their filler cap is on, yet the iles next over are empty LOL, do they realy not relise you can carry the hose over or around ya car.

I prefer to just chill and not let the stuff I can't change bother me. Less stressful that way.

shit man... I wish I could, thats a good hard thing you can do is to chill

[hellokitty]

I hate it when you fill your bike and then realise you left your eftpos card at home........
The people waiting for coffee are a pain in the ass.... they leave their car at the pump while waiting, would be so easy to move it while the coffee gets made.

[p.dath]

I didn't think the pump could be used again till it had been paid for and released?

If so, it wont make much difference if they pull out so you can pull in - because the pump still wont work. You'll just spend more time looking at the pump.

[dangerous]

I didn't think the pump could be used again till it had been paid for and released?

If so, it wont make much difference if they pull out so you can pull in - because the pump still wont work. You'll just spend more time looking at the pump.

maybe in Dorkland mate, but down here in the boonie's they dont usually do that.

[Deano]

Haha - the gas station at Mercer? - you have to pay before filling up. So there's only one attendant and a big cue of people wanting to pay. You pay, they clear the pump so you can fill. But the forecourt is full also. I put my fuel can down, cued up, paid, pump is cleared just as someone pulls up to pump and starts pumping. I said to the attendant hey they are taking my spot. He doesn't care, next please. Fucken prick ! Stupid fuck
ing system that was. So many disgruntled customers.