Friday nights

[EJK]

Geebus! A whole mighty bean? How will that come out?

[Maha]

Its a mighty Bean.

Yeah that was going to my guess

[Headbanger]

FFS.

It never made its scheduled re-appearance.

back to the hospital yesterday.

Xray.

Back to the hospital today at 8am for surgery, went under the gas at 3pm

released at 7pm.

[Oakie]

Ball bearing inside you say? Reminds me of an old joke about three brothers who swallowed a ball-bearing each.

Longish story but the gist is brother one rushed downstairs and says 'Mummy mummy, guess what!' "What says Mum?" Brother one says" I had a pee and peed out a ball bearing!". A little later brother two rushes downstairs and yells 'Mummy mummy, guess what!' "What says Mum?" Brother two says" I had a pee and peed out a ball bearing!". A little while later again brother three comes rushing downstairs and yells 'Mummy mummy, guess what!' Mum says "Don't tell me, you had a pee and peed out a ball bearing?". No says brother three. "I had a wank and shot the cat!"

[cc rider]

I hope the lil bean counter is feeling better. You might want to invest in a strong magnet for future consumptions

[madbikeboy]

I'm still laughing at your second son. Obviously the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

[rustic101]

Wouldn't he just shit it out?

Was out with my dog one day and she was having an issue taking a dump. On closer inspection she had eaten her big teddy bears nose, eyes and a handful of stuffing. I thought it was worms so genitally pulled and it kept coming then about five minutes late she shit out the nose and eyes lol.

Must say American Bull dogs are not the smartest of dogs.. If you want to know about target fixation own one lol.

[Headbanger]

I'm still laughing at your second son. Obviously the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

Yes well, He managed to snap his front teeth on Friday afternoon, Coming home from school on his scooter, hit a rock, wiped out, face slammed the concrete.

Just so happens they are two freshly grown adult teeth so thats his lot.

[madbikeboy]

Yes well, He managed to snap his front teeth on Friday afternoon, Coming home from school on his scooter, hit a rock, wiped out, face slammed the concrete.

Just so happens they are two freshly grown adult teeth so thats his lot.

Oh, shit. Sorry to hear it.

[Oakie]

Was out with my dog one day and she was having an issue taking a dump. On closer inspection she had eaten her big teddy bears nose, eyes and a handful of stuffing. I thought it was worms so genitally pulled and it kept coming then about five minutes late she shit out the nose and eyes lol..

I was forever picking up turds with bits of plastic dog food wrapper in. The old boy would eat his pet roll then during the night must have nosed into the rubbish bin and eaten the wrapper to get all the last bits off. I would also on occasion find turds containing bits of woollen blanket, pieces of duvet cover and dacron from various sources. Worst thing was the day he found a raw roast that been accidentally left on top of the deep freeze and ate the whole lot. Poor old fella just bulged but I reckon he must have farted all night because when I got up in the morning the house stunk of labrador fart. Choking!