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  1. 29th July 2005, 11:15 #1
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    Another one for the men!

    I don't know if these have been posted before, but I got them in an e-mail this morning and thought I'd share
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    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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  2. 29th July 2005, 12:10 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    I don't know if these have been posted before, but I got them in an e-mail this morning and thought I'd share
    Chances of winning an argument sheet should be inverted......after a few years of marriage you could'nt give a flying fuck what she says.......your always in the shit and do it anyway
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  3. 29th July 2005, 12:27 #3
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    Notice how in the GAP on she never actually goes into The Gap...

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    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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  4. 29th July 2005, 12:33 #4
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    lol yup... which is typical

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    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    True, so true.
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    guys are just simple. Very few aims and goals in life. Women can be the same, but only for a limited time.. There's only a few things that's meant to be hard in life, and life isn't one of them
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  7. 29th July 2005, 12:47 #7
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    You're saying that we do have a chance of winning an argument?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    You're saying that we do have a chance of winning an argument?
    only when they're asleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    guys are just simple. Very few aims and goals in life. Women can be the same, but only for a limited time..
    I put that down to their short attention span......where the hell is the runs+hides emoticon
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    I put that down to their short attention span......where the hell is the runs+hides emoticon
    Do you know I highly object to.... oh look a pencil... what was I saying?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    I put that down to their short attention span......where the hell is the runs+hides emoticon
    Apparently too much stress can cause a short attention span. Apparently when your body gets stressed it releases wow that's a really pretty colour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Apparently too much stress can cause a short attention span. Apparently when your body gets stressed it releases wow that's a really pretty colour
    Pah, no-one can lose concentration that quickly can they?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Pah, no-one can lose concentration that quickly can they?
    What? Umm, sorry, what'd you just say?
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