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  1. 29th July 2005, 19:54 #1
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    Best joke yet.

    Two parrots are sat on a perch, one turns to the other and says:







    Can you smell fish?
    The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.
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  2. 29th July 2005, 19:55 #2
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    You have too much spare time.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by unhingedlizard
    Two parrots are sat on a perch, one turns to the other and says:







    Can you smell fish?
    Carping on again, huh? Did you post that just for the halibut?
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  4. 1st August 2005, 12:53 #4
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    After reading that I'm praying that Cod will save my sole...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    You guys just bream with humour, you certainly have earned your plaice on this thread, no rudd jokes though.
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    Koi you lot, eel be floundering. Whale oil be off now.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    I just don't get it. Been thinking about it for a couple days.
    What's this joke about?
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyingpony
    I just don't get it. Been thinking about it for a couple days.
    What's this joke about?
    Nobody tell him
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  9. 1st August 2005, 15:19 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyingpony
    I just don't get it. Been thinking about it for a couple days.
    What's this joke about?
    Two fish in a tank. One says "I'll drive, you look after the gun".


    This baby seal walks into a club...


    Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?" The other one says "Yes its does, doesn't it!"
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?" The other one says "Yes its does, doesn't it!"
    I never did get that one.... just as well?
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    I'd say you could all get forked but that wouldn't be very knife .....
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    *doesn't get it*
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    *doesn't get it*
    do you really want to??? If you look at it nicely, you are obviously too busy to waste time with crap like that...

    then again, you posted a reply...

    shit, I did too...
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    *gets it now*

    *after having it explained to me*
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    *gets it now*

    *after having it explained to me*

    Oh dear..Having a blonde moment are we?
    The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.
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