Best joke yet.

[placidfemme]

lol yeah kinda...

But then again I don't eat fish... or seafood.... or shellfish...

So I wouldn't know what they are all called anyway...

[Sniper]

I still never got the joke?????

[crazylittleshit]

This baby seal walks into a club...
"

hA HA HA AH AHA AHA AHA

[crazylittleshit]

why did the boy fall off his bike?
he had no arms
why did the boy fall off his bike?
he had no legs
why did the boy fall off his bike?
his grandmother through a brick at him.

what's large white and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A FRIDGE..

[unhingedlizard]

I still never got the joke?????

A perch is what a parrot sits on, a perch is also a type of fish.

How did the worlds crappest joke get so many replies?

[WRT]

This baby seal walks into a club...

Same baby seal walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a canadian club on the rocks . . .

[Wolf]

Two blondes walked into a bar - you'd think one of them would've seen it.

[WRT]

Two blondes were walking down the street when they came across some tracks. Blonde1 says to blonde2, those are deer tracks. Blonde2 says, no, they're bear tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

[Wolf]

Two blondes were walking down the street when they came across some tracks. Blonde1 says to blonde2, those are deer tracks. Blonde2 says, no, they're bear tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Dunno who's sadder, thee or me...

[WRT]

I figured that as the thread was heading into sadder and sadder jokes, so figured I would help it on its way

[idb]

A baby penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has seen his father.
The barman say "Dunno, what does he look like?"

[Hitcher]

A perch is what a parrot sits on, a perch is also a type of fish.

How did the worlds crappest joke get so many replies?

Having felt a need to explain a groaner like that is almost worthy of negative rep. Almost...

[Wolf]

Having felt a need to explain a groaner like that is almost worthy of negative rep. Almost...

Isn't it the sign of a truly bad pun - there are ones you laugh at and ones you groan at, but even the groaners are better than those that get no reaction at all...

My Uncle and I have on-going punoramas. By my reckoning we're both winning... him on the laugh scale, me on the groan scale.

[hXc]

This blonde was walking down the river bank when she came across another blonde on the opposite side and asked her, "Hey how did you get to the other side??" and the other replies with "What do you mean? You're already on the other side!"

A blonde was driving down the road when she came across a blonde sitting in a dinghy(sp?) with the oars in the middle of a paddock so she got of her car and yelled out, "Oi! What do you think you're doing?" and this blonde in the dinghy(sp?) says "I'm sitting in my dinghy(sp?) enjoying the fresh ocean air." This blonde on the side of the road yells back, "It's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim I would come out their and deck you!"(Un-intentional pun)

[scumdog]

What's white and wriggles across the floor?

Cum dancing.