Bad timing?

**Bob** · 29th July 2005, 23:30

Chap here is having his blood pressure monitored for 24 hours. So he has to wear a piece of kit, comprising a small monitor type thing, with cables running to sensors on his arms etc.

So he is walking around in the centre of London, with a box thing on him, that can start beeping, connected to parts of his body by a series of cables... suppose on the plus side, no-one will zap him with a tazer...

**Mooch** · 29th July 2005, 23:34

Classic ,
People would really be checking him out , does he catch the Tube ?

**Bob** · 30th July 2005, 00:40

Pretty sure the last part of his journey is by tube.

And I've just checked and he is also carrying a rucksack today...

Just waiting for the "Systems Analyst blown up by police" announcement...

**Mooch** · 30th July 2005, 01:00

Originally Posted by Bob

Pretty sure the last part of his journey is by tube.

And I've just checked and he is also carrying a rucksack today...

Just waiting for the "Systems Analyst blown up by police" announcement...

I'd be worried about the "heart rates" of the people sitting around him.
He's mad , should of taken some time off , don't tell me , next you going to say he's not of British ancestry . Mad bugger

**Bob** · 30th July 2005, 01:06

"not of British ancestry"

Funny you should say that... he is of Cypriot origin. So of course, he has an olive tone to his skin...

There has to be a way it could get worse, but I'm not sure how!

**mstriumph** · 30th July 2005, 01:32

... he could start running ....

Originally Posted by Bob

........................... So of course, he has an olive tone to his skin...

There has to be a way it could get worse, but I'm not sure how!

**myvice** · 30th July 2005, 19:19

Originally Posted by Bob

"not of British ancestry"

Funny you should say that... he is of Cypriot origin. So of course, he has an olive tone to his skin...

There has to be a way it could get worse, but I'm not sure how!

Turban styled hat?

**James Deuce** · 30th July 2005, 22:23

A really bushy beard?

**SixPackBack** · 30th July 2005, 22:28

Think i would be crash tackling him to the ground and ripping both the wires and rucksack away from him......but thats me

**mstriumph** · 31st July 2005, 14:32

*thinks ..... stay away from sixpackback when he tackles the scarey man .......*

Originally Posted by sixpackback

Think i would be crash tackling him to the ground and ripping both the wires and rucksack away from him......but thats me

**FROSTY:Me** · 31st July 2005, 15:02

Originally Posted by mstriumph

*thinks ..... stay away from sixpackback when he tackles the scarey man .......*

thinks totally off subject to ask mstriumph to change her font colot to one I can read--that yellow and orange is hrd on the eyes

**myvice** · 31st July 2005, 19:12

Great, so we have this guy trotting through the underground with a backpack, turban, bushy beard and a bunch of wires hanging out of his shirt reading the Koran...
Naaa, he'll be fine!
Just as long as he doesn’t go faster than 50kph!

**Bob** · 1st August 2005, 21:26

Originally Posted by myvice

Great, so we have this guy trotting through the underground with a backpack, turban, bushy beard and a bunch of wires hanging out of his shirt reading the Koran...
Naaa, he'll be fine!
Just as long as he doesn’t go faster than 50kph!

It was 50 MPH in 'Speed'!

At 50kph, I reckon they could have stuck a brick on top of the pedal and all hopped off and run alongside!