14 things to do in the Warehouse or Supermarket

[Str8 Jacket]

Apologies if this has been posted before . . .

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
in
Housewares'... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are
sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't
you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your
nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
knows
where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from
Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . .. . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... Then shout

loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[Uncle B]

15. Frozen chicken bowling down the asiles......they go well on lino.

[NC]

16. Shit your pants and demand that someone changes you.

[placidfemme]

16. Shit your pants and demand that someone changes you.

lol that would be good

[Waylander]

Reminds me of Wal-mart.

[NC]

Reminds me of Wal-mart.

Shitting your pants?

What the?

[Waylander]

Shitting your pants?

What the?

lol yea this one time when I was about 6 months old...

[Sniper]

lol yea this one time when I was about 6 months old...

Why cant you do it when you are older?

[Waylander]

Why cant you do it when you are older?

Over-abundance of self control?

[Rincewind]

Apologies if this has been posted before . . .

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
in
Housewares'... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are
sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't
you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your
nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
knows
where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from
Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . .. . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... Then shout

loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

That's the funniest thing I have read for a while,I may even do a few of those myself.

Can't wait to go to pack n Save on Sunday night Ha Ha