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    Kim Dotcom for the next Mayor of Auckland City

    Seriously.

    We have had inept, inbred morons as Mayor in the past (Banks, Hubbard, Len Brown, etc) and we need someone with vision, intelligence, a sense of humour and the ability to market our city.

    Kim Dotcom is the man!



    Style. I forgot to mention style.

    Kim has style.
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    I agree


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    Did I mention a sense of humour?

    Oh, yes I did. Bugger.



    Dotcom's joke email stuns neighbours.

    Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom told nervous neighbours of his criminal past and offered them "tax fraud optimisation" in a joking email sent after his move into a $30 million Coatesville mansion.

    Dotcom, a German millionaire formerly known as Kim Schmitz, sent the email to neighbours of the mansion he was leasing with his wife and children on April 21, 2010.

    It was intended to address their concerns about his fleet of luxury cars speeding around the neighbourhood with license plates such as "HACKER".

    He opened by telling neighbours he had found out about their concerns by hacking their computers, before revealing the insider trading convictions he had received in Germany and offering to open a local money laundering facility.

    Neighbours were given a choice between notifying "Interpol, the CIA, and the Queen of England" about their concerns or allowing Dotcom to stay and do good for New Zealand.

    The letter ended with an offer to meet neighbours for coffee - with the proviso they bring the cocaine.

    He'd entered '(joke)' after the cocaine proviso.

    France Komoroske, a retired lawyer who lives about two kilometres away from Dotcom, said she found the email funny.

    However, elderly people who lived in the area were frightened at Dotcom's criminal links and worried he could hack into their computers, she said.

    "If you're an older person or you don't understand how computers work it's quite frightening."

    She replied accepting Dotcom's offer to meet up for coffee and asking whether he was serious about hacking their emails.

    He said: "Do you really think I hacked your emails? Nonsense. One of my agents has infiltrated your family."

    Dotcom was cut out of a locked panic room in an FBI-led raid on his mansion on Friday.

    He is facing extradition to the United States, where he faces charges of engaging in a racketeering conspiracy, conspiring to commit copyright infringement, conspiring to commit money laundering and two substantive counts of criminal copyright infringement.

    Kim Dotcom's email in full:

    "Dear Neighborhood-watch

    As you all know I recently moved into the Neighborhood and I am a former hacker. Well I was just hacking into a local mail server and guess what I found.

    First of all let me assure you that having a criminal Neighbor like me comes with benefits.

    1. Our newly opened local money laundering facility can help you with your tax fraud optimization.

    2. Our network of international insiders can provide you with valuable stock tips.

    3. My close personal relations with other (far worse) criminals can help you whenever you have to deal with a nasty Neighbor.

    In all seriousness: My wife, two kids and myself love New Zealand and "We come in peace". 15 years ago I was a hacker and 10 years ago I was convicted for insider trading. Hardly the kind of crimes you need to start a witch hunt for. Since then I have been a good boy, my criminal records have been cleared, and I created a successful Internet company that employs 100+ people. All the media has to report are old news. Why? Because I have chosen to avoid the media. Just look what the media did to this Neighborhood. Scary.

    Now you can make a choice:

    1: Call Interpol, the CIA, and the Queen of England and try to get me on the next plane out of New Zealand.

    2: Sit back, relax and give me a chance to do good for New Zealand and possibly the Neighborhood.

    If you feel like it come over for coffee sometimes. And don't forget to bring the cocaine (joke).

    All the best,
    Kim

    P.S. I did not park my Rolls Royce at the Zoo. I don't even like Zoo's. Too many small minded monkeys there."
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    Why not at least we know he is a criminal before he runs for mayor.
    And he will be just as shit as the other two.
    The only difference between him and the other stupid wankers is he is worth more.

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    I think the guy is going to become a folk-hero in NZ.
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    But he'll kill all of the jews and people without blonde hair and blue eyes... can't wait til he takes power
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I think the guy is going to become a folk-hero in NZ.
    only by losers that think he cool because he's rich.
    If he had no money no one would give a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    only by losers that think he cool because he's rich.
    If he had no money no one would give a shit.
    Yeah! Oh, wait... sorry - I thought you were talking about John Key

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    But he'll kill all of the jews and people without blonde hair and blue eyes... can't wait til he takes power


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    Quote Originally Posted by rustyrobot View Post
    Yeah! Oh, wait... sorry - I thought you were talking about John Key
    Stuck record me thinks.

    i would say .tosser isn't half the man JK is but then we know hes twice the size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    only by losers that think he cool because he's rich.
    If he had no money no one would give a shit.
    Didn't say it was going to be for good reasons. I mean, Ned Kelly is a folk hero.
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    He'd get my vote. Hell, I'd even vote!

    I can see the weekly rubbish truck now, sweaty Thai girls hanging off the back wearing skimpy shorts, Hi-Viz vests and aviator sunnies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    Stuck record me thinks.

    i would say .tosser isn't half the man JK is but then we know hes twice the size.
    pot kettle black

    My youngest daughter is twice the man JK is.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    My youngest daughter is twice the man JK is.
    Hormone treatment will fix that!

    no offence meant ... it was just hanging there saying 'do it, do it'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Hormone treatment will fix that!

    no offence meant ... it was just hanging there saying 'do it, do it'
    S'ok, she'll kick yaw ass if she ever sees ya ... or at least bite yer knee caps
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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