A limerick of classic proportion
should have meter and rhyme and a portion
of humor quite lewd
and a frightfully crude
impossible sexual contortion
One hell of a ride.
A limerick of classic proportion
should have meter and rhyme and a portion
of humor quite lewd
and a frightfully crude
impossible sexual contortion
Cougar Bait
Old Rob Cheer was a cheeky fat man
who owned a green dog and a green frying pan
he awoke one night
to his own worst fright
and discovered his wife was a man!
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
The instructions are simple...
I once knew a young lad
Who wasn't half bad
He excelled as a drummer
But life was a bummer
For the neighbour - how sad.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Cougar Bait
That sounds familiarOriginally Posted by MSTRS
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Deus ex ukulele
A limerick's an artform complex
With content based largely on sex
It's famous for virgins
And masculine urges
And has several erotic effects
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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