Churchgoer rips off ear over dirty dishes

[mashman]

Lucky he wasn't stabbed with an unclean knife, WTF was he thinking not doing the dishes when told to do so....

[avgas]

what. the. fuck?

[rustyrobot]

Pffft - that's nothing. You should see what she did to the last guy who left the toilet seat up

[Tigadee]

OK, stay away from the Aunties at church!

[george formby]

I guess to keep things angelic they must use paper plates in heaven...

[nodrog:Me]

Praise Jebus!

[oneofsix]

I guess to keep things angelic they must use paper plates in heaven...

They are too busy living off the love of God to need to bother with mundane stuff like eating.

there goes another pleasure, no chocolate

[Red39]

I guess to keep things angelic they must use paper plates in heaven...

Not to mention plastic cutlery......wonder what the punishment for self harming with a plastic knife in heaven would be?

[unstuck]

Ha ha, feel the love.

[george formby]

They are too busy living off the love of God to need to bother with mundane stuff like eating.

there goes another pleasure, no chocolate

That's the clincher. No pies in the everafter? I'm off to bite an ear & do some gratuitous gouging.

[XxKiTtiExX]

So long as she still goes to church and repents, its okay to behave how ever she wants!

[5150]

Was I married to her before??

[Zedder]

What they don't tell you in the article though, is she also told him to cook some eggs earlier and he refused.

[yod]

That's Palmy Hard-core right there.

Represent!

[mashman]

What they don't tell you in the article though, is she also told him to cook some eggs earlier and he refused.

I though it was fertilise and he had used the excuse of doing the dishes to get out of it