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    This has no relevance to anything bike related. Sort of.

    (WARNING - THIS IS TASTELESS (and probably poor) HUMOUR).

    I shed a tear tonight.

    I was watching PBS tonight and they were reporting on a Not So Smart bomber that blew up a military compound or some such thing in the middle east somewhere. And I saw something that warmed my heart and made me shed a tear - in the middle of all the burned out wreckage was a late model Prius. I can only hope that the bomb blast took out the greeny do-gooder uptight bitch with the frizzy hair that was inevitably driving it.

    And that she was taking part in a Prius rally with loads of other Prius owners.

    Who were also uptight greeny bitches. With frizzy hair since they eschew things like hair spray and soap. And exercise plans.

    Honestly, I need to get out more. But it made my day.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Thanks, my auntie was driving that Prius.


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    well.. she sucks...


    what a ride so far!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo View Post
    well.. she sucks...
    Cool.When can I meet her?
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    Prius drivers are so smug, they sniff their own farts.


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    Whats wrong with far-away prius drivers? Just leaves more fuel for the rest of us...
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    (WARNING - THIS IS TASTELESS (and probably poor) HUMOUR).

    I shed a tear tonight.

    I was watching PBS tonight and they were reporting on a Not So Smart bomber that blew up a military compound or some such thing in the middle east somewhere. And I saw something that warmed my heart and made me shed a tear - in the middle of all the burned out wreckage was a late model Prius. I can only hope that the bomb blast took out the greeny do-gooder uptight bitch with the frizzy hair that was inevitably driving it.

    And that she was taking part in a Prius rally with loads of other Prius owners.

    Who were also uptight greeny bitches. With frizzy hair since they eschew things like hair spray and soap. And exercise plans.

    Honestly, I need to get out more. But it made my day.
    I used to feel like that, but now I smile and think

    FUCK YOU! MORE PETROL FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post

    FUCK YOU! MORE PETROL FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Cool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo View Post
    well.. she sucks...
    I heard she blew...











    ...up.

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    By post number four, we were deep into sexual innuendo. Then Katman burns some poor Indian guy. This collective website needs to either get laid, or some therapy.

    Fossil fuels are yummy.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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