Lion spotted in Taranaki!

**Stirts** · 14th May 2012, 15:39

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

A NSFW warning would be nice......

That's why it says NWS in the title of my post

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**yod** · 14th May 2012, 15:47

Originally Posted by Boob Johnson

As a resident of Taranaki I am yet to see the "Naki Lion" but I we have spotted giant Bears. Twas just this morning that a 1.6 meter Bear tried to eat my daughter!

I'm shocked and stunned!!!

You're ALLOWED to breed?!

**yod** · 14th May 2012, 15:50

Originally Posted by Stirts

Yes, just click here

Jeebus H Badger, Batman!

I thought the fucker was gonna jump outta the screen and attack!

**ducatilover** · 14th May 2012, 15:56

Originally Posted by Stirts

No that is a-la-naturale. No merkin, but then I guess you wouldn't know eh? still unable to grow pubes an all.

I cut the bristles off the broom and glues 'em on. My wee fellow now has green hair

**Stirts** · 14th May 2012, 16:01

Originally Posted by yod

I thought the fucker was gonna jump outta the screen and attack!

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker

**Stirts** · 14th May 2012, 16:05

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I cut the bristles off the broom and glues 'em on. My wee fellow now has green hair

Another wannabe kamasakmi owner

**Maha** · 14th May 2012, 16:18

Originally Posted by yod

Jeebus H Badger, Batman!

I thought the fucker was gonna jump outta the screen and attack!

If it were in the Naki..........it would have!

**yod** · 14th May 2012, 16:22

Originally Posted by Maha

If it were in the Naki..........it would have!

Ah that's why dogs was off like a scared rabbit on the weekend....and here's me thinking he was chasing down Tony!

**Maha** · 14th May 2012, 16:26

Originally Posted by yod

Ah that's why dogs was off like a scared rabbit on the weekend....and here's me thinking he was chasing down Tony!

Barry has that rare condition Bighairythingscanbitephobia.

The Lion sleeps tonight, but the *Neki is always watching...

* Neki = Naki Yeti.....

**nadroj** · 14th May 2012, 17:54

http://www.pouakaizoo.co.nz/our-animals.html

**dangerous** · 16th May 2012, 19:04

Originally Posted by blackdog

Personally lads, I would be more concerned about the cougars in NP.

They are dangerous.

Bugger off... I aint no bloody were near NP, and I never meet no Cougars... but I do have 14 odd Lion mates... now these are farking Lions people... shit what they smoking up there?
Ohh and them there 2 cubs are just 1yr old.

**FJRider** · 16th May 2012, 19:16

Originally Posted by dangerous

Bugger off... I aint no bloody were near NP, and I never meet no Cougars... but I do have 14 odd Lion mates... now these are farking Lions people... shit what they smoking up there?
Ohh and them there 2 cubs are just 1yr old.

I can only see big pussy's in the photo's ... on both sides of the fence ...

**Banditbandit** · 28th August 2012, 15:35

Originally Posted by martybabe

I'm glad you guys aren't as sceptical as you were

. Even if you still poo poo all the irrefutable evidence gathered in this thread, you would still be wise to heed my words and develop a strategy for dealing with random lion attacks guys , one day it may happen and I shall just laugh in the general direction of your know it all carcases.

I dunno about lion attacks ... this is the only kind of wild pussy seen in these islands ..

**george formby** · 28th August 2012, 16:17

This is terrifying news

One of the reasons I swam over from Scotland was to get away from the big cats & carnivorous haggis which ate them. It was unsafe to go trail riding at night without a blunderbuss & a can of Campbells condensed tomato soup. Apparently neither carnivorous haggi or big cats like tomato soup, their you go, I will send some down to the Naki, wear the tin on a chain around your neck.

To make matters worse, that Craig fella, um, Busch... is back at the Zion wildlife park. It's only a matter of time before he gets pissed & forgets to close the gates again.