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    The newest body modification

    Ill just stick with buying pants that have pockets for my ipod I think
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...160934948.html

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    I bet he'll think it's not such a good idea if finds himself anywhere near an electromagnet
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    I bet he'll think it's not such a good idea if finds himself anywhere near an electromagnet
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    Id think dinner time at a fancy restuarant would be awkward. reach out for a fork, and it magnetises to the back of your hand before you can grab it. (You could show how suave you are by saying 'hey look! Im wolverine!')

    then, if you get your date home, youll have problems when you go to cradle her head while you pound her cos her ear rings will stick to your wrist.

    I dont think he has thought this out very well

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    Fucktard...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    her ear rings will stick to your wrist.
    Or other more intimate jewelry or
    Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

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    So he must be the life of the party with his magnetic personality, huh? da-da-dum-ching! Sorry, couldn't resist...

    Well, that's taking those medical magnetic bracelets one step further...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Fucktard...............
    Agreed.
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    Magnets will screw with the batteries ability to hold a charge. Over time the magnets could corrupt the software by screwing up the sensitive chips inside. Lastly, in about 12 months time that type of Ipod won't be on sale any more and he will have to buy another model nano that wont fit the magnets (when his nano breaks (which it will if its stuck on by magnets.

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    Wouldnt a strong magnet fuck with the hard drive?

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    That would be the least of his worries......
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