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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
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    Which sort of makes it appropriate that it was Pussy who started the thread as he is more qualified than most to do so in this instance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Haha this was a small incident. Only wrecked a grand worth of gear this time. No biggie. One low-level stall/spin/impact due severe turbulence was good! Six of nine lives gone with that one!

    What do YOU do thats exciting and gets you front page full-spreads on four newspapers? Fuck all? Yeah I figured.

    You KB keyboard warriors need better work stories instead of sniffing poo steam.

    Thanks for the love!

    Damn you're right. Full page on four newspapers after 1 year of flying and the best I can manage is never having a single crash story after 42 years of flying. What am I doing wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    Damn you're right. Full page on four newspapers afetr 1 year of flying and the best I can manage is never having a single crash story after 42 years of flying. What am I doing wrong?
    lol. Yeah you sound really jealous too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    I'll give DB credit for getting off the ground, and won't take the piss because I haven't done that.

    Which sort of makes it appropriate that it was Pussy who started the thread as he is more qualified than most to do so in this instance?
    DB is running off of a hill with a hankie over his head, then landing in a tree.
    There are a few here who are able to poke the borax and quite rightly so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    I'll give DB credit for getting off the ground, and won't take the piss because I haven't done that.
    What the fuck, he jumped off a hill... no skills needed there :/

    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    DB is running off of a hill with a hankie over his head, then landing in a tree.
    There are a few here who are able to poke the borax and quite rightly so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    What the fuck, he jumped off a hill... no skills needed there :/



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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?
    Plastic bags as parachutes mate! I remember them days...had a buddy who broke an arm and a leg at school doing that
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Plastic bags as parachutes mate! I remember them days...had a buddy who broke an arm and a leg at school doing that
    He must have been a dangerous little bugger...
    Plastic bags?...wouldn't the enemy hear you approaching?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    He must have been a dangerous little bugger...
    Plastic bags?...wouldn't the enemy hear you approaching?
    Look, it wasn't a well thought out system... was bloody fun though, 'till they put a roof on the play ground we jumped from, was a proper mission to climb on to the roof!
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?
    I tried it with a rather large sun umbrella as a youngin. Epic fail.

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    When I was a youngster, The shit to do was climb inside a big plastic bag, then jump off the shed roof into the swimming pool.

    When ya hit the water the bag would inflate and you could float around until you ran out of air.


    I'm struggling to think how we could have made it any more dangerous, Kids, swimming pool, plastic bags, heights.


    Fuck yeah, 1982 was a grand year for safety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    When I was a youngster, The shit to do was climb inside a big plastic bag, then jump off the shed roof into the swimming pool.

    When ya hit the water the bag would inflate and you could float around until you ran out of air.


    I'm struggling to think how we could have made it any more dangers, Kids, swimming pool, plastic bags, heights.


    Fuck yeah, 1982 was a grand year for safety.
    Put a tree in the way?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Put a tree in the way?..
    Lmfao.

    Or, Just get someone to yell, don't scare the cows, and bang, hit the shed instead of the pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    Damn you're right. Full page on four newspapers after 1 year of flying and the best I can manage is never having a single crash story after 42 years of flying. What am I doing wrong?
    You're not having enough fun!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?
    Maha gets it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Plastic bags as parachutes mate! I remember them days...had a buddy who broke an arm and a leg at school doing that
    I can still see my brother and a mate on the roof of a 2 storey house with a sheet tied up to look like a parachute. If I remember correctly that resulted in one broken arm and a couple of singing backsides when Dad got home

    Must be a boy thing, I just used to climb trees and get stuck
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    Nonono,

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