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  1. 20th May 2012, 19:23 #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?
    I think this is now appropriate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    When I was a youngster, The shit to do was climb inside a big plastic bag, then jump off the shed roof into the swimming pool.

    When ya hit the water the bag would inflate and you could float around until you ran out of air.


    I'm struggling to think how we could have made it any more dangerous, Kids, swimming pool, plastic bags, heights.


    Fuck yeah, 1982 was a grand year for safety.
    That is pure gold, I really wish I had tried that
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I can still see my brother and a mate on the roof of a 2 storey house with a sheet tied up to look like a parachute. If I remember correctly that resulted in one broken arm and a couple of singing backsides when Dad got home

    Must be a boy thing, I just used to climb trees and get stuck
    I got stuck up many a tree Good times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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  3. 20th May 2012, 20:05 #153
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    Quote Originally Posted by CookMySock View Post
    You're not having enough fun!

    Maha gets it.
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  4. 20th May 2012, 20:17 #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Lol - a rose by any other name... - still smells...
    Like plop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Who hasn't jumped of a shed roof holding nothing but a sheet/blanket before today, hoping it would be nice gentle drift towards greener things instead of the unforeseen plunge?
    Did that trick in the 50's

    Only I made my parachute from opened out spud-sacks.

    Frikkin thing hit the ground before I did!


    The ground gets harder the higher you jump from...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Did that trick in the 50's

    Only I made my parachute from opened out spud-sacks.

    Frikkin thing hit the ground before I did!


    The ground gets harder the higher you jump from...
    You did empty the sack of spuds before the leap into the unknown right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Did that trick in the 50's

    Only I made my parachute from opened out spud-sacks.

    Frikkin thing hit the ground before I did!


    The ground gets harder the higher you jump from...
    You stalled it you dick, lol
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    Do something new you clowns.



    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
    "What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CookMySock View Post
    Do something new you clowns.


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    Which one were you in that clip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Which one were you in that clip?
    LOL nice try.
    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CookMySock View Post
    LOL nice try.
    It was a serious question.
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    Oh

    Here you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Which one were you in that clip?
    Didn't you see the video from the safety of the tree's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Which one were you in that clip?
    He came along later, told them his Korean gear was the shit and they were counter leaning all wrong.

    Later on that day he sat in a tree.
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