So you can use your personal fire hose on him?Originally Posted by nodrog
'tart tourmenter
So you can use your personal fire hose on him?
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I hope the tree said "no contract!, no contract!".
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KB Chief Cat Herder
Reading that story made my jaw drop. Reading this thread made me cry from laughing
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
sem fiddy pilot
Chortle! This is relevant to the peckerhead too!
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Sir Cumference
Bwahahahahaha...!
I wonder if he took the opportunity to call all the attending police officers "pigs".
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
True that. Pretty cool thing to do in your spare time.
Still.. BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scare the livestock vs crashing into a tree...
Forum whore
I like how he makes it sound as if he chose to fly into a tree rather than scare some sheep.
NEDWN VIII
He was attempting to get his 'tree' down.
Fully qualified Sifter.
NZ's very own Frank Spencer. And I bet the lying cunt was flying down especially to see the livestock. Best way to sneak up (down) on them.
troglodytam extraordinaire
Guess he never climbed trees as a kid
But really 50m above the ground? seriously? that's a fucking big tree.
Just a Dog
Bet them velcro gloves didn't help in the tree
Small tree hanging over a big cliff !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
i'm motarded
I wouldnt give him the steam off my shit, I would however sacrifice a tree to "help" him down.
And DB said "I dont recognise your laws, of Gravity".
troglodytam extraordinaire
I did get that but I was giving him the benefit of the doubt of why he just didn't climb down.
Bet he must have just been shitting himself, maybe that's why no one wanted to go near him.
troglodytam extraordinaire
Fuck that would be have been funny if they pulled a chainsaw out.
Fully qualified Sifter.
That and he was boring them to death with his stories.
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