The record is 42: who here will beat it?

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/...ting-42-times/


Some posters here would easily bust out 42 in an hour.

Just saying.

[Drew]

If he died, how do they know how many times he'd beaten off?

[HenryDorsetCase]

If he died, how do they know how many times he'd beaten off?

presumably counting the splooges on his sheets, walls, ceiling (an early one) sock, cat, undies etc.

[SMOKEU]

Is that a challenge?

[Katman]

If he died, how do they know how many times he'd beaten off?

Ceiling cat was watching.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is that a challenge?

Not for you I wouldn't think.

[Asher]

He probably died of blood loss from rubbing it raw.

[merv]

That story is ridiculous because it doesn't really say what or who killed him as I doubt what he was doing would have had that effect.

[nodrog:Me]

he might of drowned

[Maha]

Anyone seen Dean recently?

''His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew her son was a wanker and that she planned to see the doctor ''.

[HenryDorsetCase]

That story is ridiculous because it doesn't really say what or who killed him as I doubt what he was doing would have had that effect.

Do we really expect serious news coverage and rigorous journalistic standards from a site which has pics of lady goo goo's vag, and stories about epic mastie sessions?

[5150]

Do we really expect serious news coverage and rigorous journalistic standards from a site which has pics of lady goo goo's vag, and stories about epic mastie sessions?

Lady Goo Goo has a Vag??????? You mean she's a...., err sorry, he's a chick??

[unstuck]

What a wanker.

[JustNick]

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Some poor young fulla has beaten himself to death and you're making jokes about it?! I am apalled!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Flogged to death.