I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
This was Marcellus new wife! So he sent a couple of guys over. They took Ali out on the patio of the apartment,
threw her ass over the balcony. Gal fell four stories.
They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them
greenhouses – Pillow Queen fell right through that.
Since then, she's kinda developed a speech impediment...lalala mmmmmm
Just sayin. Coulda happened.
Check out the big brain on Crasherfromwayback! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right! The metric system. Damn.
Hmm...What's in this?
(whimper) Sprite...
Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down? Mmmm mm hit the spot.
Now...
a few minutes later in a place not so far away
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
(now that is one of my all time favourites!!)
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
look below Winton is here hello Mr Wolf
Are you here to clean up?
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is.
Bonnie buys...aw but I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Ah Jimmie....(nervous chuckle ) -
No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
No. I didn't.
You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Why? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
From where I'm standin' the motherfucker looks tip top.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
why are we doing quotes from PULP FICTION?
Check out the big brain on Brett!
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
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