Don't hold back, tell me what you REALLY think

**GTRMAN** · 28th May 2012, 13:19

I am a motorcyclist.

I ride on New Zealand roads and therefore have the same rights AND responsibilites as any other road user. I have 'my' space on the road and that 'space' is mine.

So;

To the harley rider who can't overtake properly and therefore pulls in beside me like an extra from "CHiPs" - you are a knuckle dragging f**kwit, kill yourself by all means but stay away from me.

To the driver of the 2010 Dodge Charger - all the sideways flashing brake lights in the world will not make you KITT. don't sit on my ass then overtake me only to slow down. Then overtake again on double yellow lines trying to catch me because the motorcycle is now 10 cars in front and it's made your dick shrink.

I am a motorcyclist.

Thankyou

**5150** · 28th May 2012, 13:45

Do you need a hug?

**Akzle** · 28th May 2012, 13:48

amen.

i was playing a similar game with a red station wagon the other day.

the worst ones are thems who can't hold 80 on the road, but can pull 140 out there a55 up a passing lane..

doesn't bother me so much now as i have a bike... =D

**GTRMAN** · 28th May 2012, 13:58

Originally Posted by 5150

Do you need a hug?

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...

**GTRMAN** · 28th May 2012, 14:00

normally it doesn't bother me but I had a pillion on and it was pissing down......

having someone elses life on the line tends to make one a little more careful.

**EJK** · 28th May 2012, 14:01

**willytheekid** · 28th May 2012, 14:20

Originally Posted by GTRMAN

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...

As you wish

**nodrog:Me** · 28th May 2012, 14:25

You and you boyfriend should have made them pull over so you could slap them silly with your handbags.

**5150** · 28th May 2012, 14:26

Originally Posted by willytheekid

As you wish

I didn't realised that CHiPS was making a comeback?

**Swoop** · 28th May 2012, 14:31

Originally Posted by 5150

I didn't realised that CHiPS was making a comeback?

Ghost chips, bro!

**yod** · 28th May 2012, 15:44

Originally Posted by GTRMAN

To the driver of the 2010 Dodge Charger - all the sideways flashing brake lights in the world will not make you KITT. don't sit on my ass then overtake me only to slow down. Then overtake again on double yellow lines trying to catch me because the motorcycle is now 10 cars in front and it's made your dick shrink.

I do believe I've met him, 'cept he was driving a Chrysler 300 thingy on SH2 south of Dannevirke at the time. And what a total wanker he is.

**Tigadee** · 28th May 2012, 15:48

Originally Posted by GTRMAN

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...

There you go... Scary-looking rider optional.

**ducatilover** · 28th May 2012, 15:49

Originally Posted by GTRMAN

no but fork mounted chaingun would be nice sometimes...

I think you've found the solution mate.

**skippa1** · 28th May 2012, 16:05

Originally Posted by GTRMAN

I am a motorcyclist.

I ride on New Zealand roads and therefore have the same rights AND responsibilites as any other road user. I have 'my' space on the road and that 'space' is mine.

So;

To the harley rider who can't overtake properly and therefore pulls in beside me like an extra from "CHiPs" - you are a knuckle dragging f**kwit, kill yourself by all means but stay away from me.

To the driver of the 2010 Dodge Charger - all the sideways flashing brake lights in the world will not make you KITT. don't sit on my ass then overtake me only to slow down. Then overtake again on double yellow lines trying to catch me because the motorcycle is now 10 cars in front and it's made your dick shrink.

I am a motorcyclist.

Thankyou

bad time of the month for you........?