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    How to stop cats peeing on ya stuff

    It's simple really


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    Love it ! Good find Doc !
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    Bowls can wait !

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    Ranga Piss Bucket....

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    Loved it!!!

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    That's almost as good as the carpet cleaner on Target...

    Many moons ago, I heard a method that's not SPCA approved. Fry a piece of sponge with some chicken flavoring, it shrivels to less than a quarter of its original size. Then leave out for the cat to eat... Now I'm a bit cruel at times, but that is just horrid!

    Mind you, we use a super soaker water gun at home. Seems to work quite nicely.

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    i find a .22 in the skull works wonders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i find a .22 in the skull works wonders.
    Yup!...nothing more satisfying than viciously beating the animal cruelty out of someone with your bare hands (I have odd hobbys)

    ....wait....sorry!...seems we are coming at this from totally different angles.

    Seriously...Don't joke about animal cruelty mate...ever! (its a sign that your just not right in the head!)

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    Awesome, although should have included footage of it working on the flatmates/neighbour/mother in law etc.....
    "Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"

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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    its a sign that your just not right in the head!
    if you read his other posts you will find that its not just a sign..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigAl View Post
    Awesome, although should have included footage of it working on the flatmates/neighbour/mother in law etc.....
    That must be the version with the 2inch firehose? Ambo on standby...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    if you read his other posts you will find that its not just a sign..
    Cheers for the heads up mate.

    I fuckin hate animal cruelty!...even jokes about it, some prick ever pointed a gun at my dog!....it would be a "bad day" for them to say the very lest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    Yup!...nothing more satisfying than viciously beating the animal cruelty out of someone with your bare hands (I have odd hobbys)

    ....wait....sorry!...seems we are coming at this from totally different angles.

    Seriously...Don't joke about animal cruelty mate...ever! (its a sign that your just not right in the head!)
    Nothing cruel about shooting a cat in the head,,they don't feel a thing.
    Plus it's faster than setting a gin trap an then whacking it with a hammer the next morning.

    An I'm not joking,,if people can't keep their fucking vermin off my property an my dogs don't get the cunts first,,then I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Road kill View Post
    ,,if people can't keep their fucking vermin off my property an my dogs don't get the cunts first,,then I do.
    May I ask if you're just as happy with your dogs being killed if they stray?

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    Burn them..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Road kill View Post
    Nothing cruel about shooting a cat in the head,,they don't feel a thing.
    Plus it's faster than setting a gin trap an then whacking it with a hammer the next morning.

    An I'm not joking,,if people can't keep their fucking vermin off my property an my dogs don't get the cunts first,,then I do.

    i couldn't have said it better myself...
    but a hammer never feels long enough with a cat chained to a tree nutting off at ya...

    there's a few differences between cats and dogs:
    dog owners are usually responsible and don't let their animal wander.
    dogs dont kill native birds and lizzards just for fun
    dogs dont dig up your vege patch to shit
    dogs dont hiss and mewl at each other all night.
    most dogs get neutered or spayed, and if they don't the owners generally keep them locked up when in heat. = no packs of feral dogs breeding in public.

    if you choose to feed a cat, you might want to look at keeping it on your property to avoid pissing your neighbors off.
    any stray animal walks on my property and i reserve the right to execute it. end of.
    you cat kills or even harrasses my chooks you'll find it on your doorstep, very much dead.

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