How to stop cats peeing on ya stuff

[scumdog]

there's a few differences between cats and dogs:
dog owners are usually responsible and don't let their animal wander.
dogs dont kill native birds and lizzards just for fun
dogs dont dig up your vege patch to shit
dogs dont hiss and mewl at each other all night.
most dogs get neutered or spayed, and if they don't the owners generally keep them locked up when in heat. = no packs of feral dogs breeding in public.

AND
dogs don't kill native animals/birds
dogs don't bite the faces off small children
dogs don't kill livestock
dogs don't kill childrens pets
dogs don't crap over other peoples lawns

I added a few - but I don't thinks they're accurate

[FJRider]

Awesome, although should have included footage of it working on the flatmates/neighbour/mother in law etc.....

I used to work for an irrigation firm a few years back. We once installed an automated system in for an elderly couple .... and he mentioned the large flat wall beside his garage was constantly getting tagged. So we set up a high pressure sprinkler aimed at the wall. It comes on when triggered by the motion sensor activated outdoor light. It worked a treat ... they had a low light camera aimed on it for a while. With spectacular (and very funny) results they said.

[Akzle]

I added a few - but I don't thinks they're accurate

you'd be right for once. (about being inaccurate)
but you added them in green font.. you must be bloody looney.

[scumdog]

but you added them in green font.. you must be bloody looney.

Only done so's you'd able to read it...

[Akzle]

Only done so's you'd able to read it...

that was pretty weak. i'll give you a day to think of a better comeback...

[Crasherfromwayback]

Only done so's you'd able to read it...

Best you use single syllable words then.

[Akzle]

Best you use single syllable words then.

that was pretty weak. i'll give you a day to think of a better comeback...

[Crasherfromwayback]

that was pretty weak. i'll give you a day to think of a better comeback...

Nah it had the desired effect. Kept me amused for a wee while.

[Asher]

i find a .22 in the skull works wonders.

If you teach my cat and dog the concept of cadastral boundaries and property ownership i will allow you to shoot them if they wander off my property, on the flip side since you do understand cadastral boundaries and property ownership i will shoot you dead as soon as you step on my property, its only fair.

[Crasherfromwayback]

the qualificiation there was just for fun kiwis smell like food (better than chicken...
and no they don't "all the time", infact not too often at all, but that's still too many, and generally there's someone to take responsibility, not just ""oh that's what they do"

How do you explain this then?

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-sto...enguin-colony/

[Akzle]

How do you explain this then?

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-sto...enguin-colony/

am i required to?

are you suggesting it was my dog?
are you suggesting that penguins are delicious?

how do YOU explain the guys that clubbed a whole lot of seals to death?
how do you explain the theory or relativity?
how do you expalin why tarpaulins are blue?

more to the point:
what is your point?

[Crasherfromwayback]

what is your point?[/COLOR]

Well "It's just what they do". But you don't think dog's just kill for fun, like cats do.

[Akzle]

Well "It's just what they do". But you don't think dog's just kill for fun, like cats do.

puncture wounds to the head, neck, and upper body and the overwhelming conclusion was that they had died from crushing bites from a dog.

"Going from the information about where they were found it is almost certain a dog, or two, were roaming at night hunting penguins, giving a killing chomp and running on to the next,"

okay, so now that i've actually read it:

not actually proof.
how do I explain it?.... the penguins found a box of nails floating from the rena wreck, they were going to take them back to shore to improve their colony with an extention to the back deck area, because DOC were doing a pretty shit job of it, unfortunately the swell picked up and the box split while they were surfing in, resulting in puncture wounds to the head neck and upper body as the nails drove into the penguins, and the penguins drove into the nails. it was messy, but the surviving penguins weren't put off, they removed the nails from their dead comrades' bodies and stowed them for future building works.

after all.. there is as much evidence for that story as theirs...

the thing about dogs killing stuff, is that they tend to grab and shake.
if they were true feral dogs they would have gone for the head/neck shots, then eaten em.
or maybe they did kill heaps, and ate a few, and those were just leftovers. or maybe they were just domesticated animals that had run riot.
i don't know though. neither do you. neither does DOC.

what i do know is that cats kill shit just for fun. this is a fact. no cats are exempt (except those kept in cages who physically cannot)


Excerpt from dog management essay (emphasis added):
"When domestic dogs attack domestic animals, they may injure or kill several, but they seldom consume their victims. Rather, they leave the impression that they were involved in vicious play rather than an attempt to obtain food. The most diagnostic characteristic of injuries caused by dogs is usually the slashing and biting of prey animals over much of their bodies. Wade and Bowns (1983) and Acorn and Dorrance (1990) present a detailed pictorial and descriptive aid to identifying predators that damage livestock."

[Crasherfromwayback]

what i do know is that cats kill shit just for fun.

Kinda looks like what the dogs have done eh. THAT is my point.

[Akzle]

Kinda looks like what the dogs have done eh. THAT is my point.

what dogs?