This is true. I have also recently ( a few minutes ago) grown a hulk hogan mustache to further exemplify this fact.
Been there done that, No big deal.
You have no idea what I "do", I sure as fuck don't swing a sledge hammer anymore, that shits hard work.
Of course I'll tell you more.![]()
That's more or less what I do but, being self employed & aspiring to get child rates one day, I sit down now & again. The real hard part is trying to maintain a level of civility towards my customers. I suffer from trigger lips on occasion. The simplest of queries can turn me rabid after the 50th hearing.
Mind you, I've swung a sledge hammer too, or more accurately it swung me. Stuff that for a lark, I will stick to making the odd customer cry & sore feet.
Our groceries were just delivered to my kitchen bench.![]()
I used to work in produce at countdown.
I was close to the end of my engineering pre apprentice cert and had started a second job part time, at the firm where I am now just part of the furniture. Stacking capsicums on the cold shelf, I got nailed by some nameless nasty she-bitches trolley, who proceeded to fuck all of my carefully stacked capsicums around.
At that point it hit me, an epiphany. "FUCK IT !" says I, while the disgruntled then startled customer looks on. Into the store managers office, "consider this my resignation".
The worst part of supermarkets ?
Customers. Hands down.
Same. They have an app that lets you scan all the shit on your shelves. They have a list of all the shit you normally buy from your previous bills (ok, not me cause I don't bother with their loyalty shit, but will probably be useful to some of you). Then it's simply a matter of surfing the web when you've got 5 minutes spare, over lunch, whatever, and pick a time for delivery.
Surely the women folk take care of all that crap?
I can't say I care how she does it, as long as its done, The only time I enter a supermarket is for refreshments, The other crap either appears in the cupboard or is served up on a plate.
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