Best night in a while

[mashman]

What can I say... Mrs Mash turned thirty mumble mumble tonight and we went out for dinner and a few dwinkies. It's been a while since I/We had such a fun evenink. The fish didn't taste of fish, but iffen my spooning and stabbing her in the back goes my way my taste buds will want no longer. We didn't mention the kids once, other than the sober "oh they must be fine we haven't had a text"... I was obliged to point out that they may have murdered the babysitter and skillfully dodged that bullet. To that end we had fun, talked shite, dragged out the dirty laundry, made googly eyes and she says that she had a happy birthday. Women are such lying bitches! happy birthday babe (no she's not a member, and yes, I know how silly that sounds, nighty night)

[blackdog]

I'll be on yer doorstep at 8am for a ride. Actually probably not.

Happy Birthday the v special Mrs Mash! xx

[YellowDog]

At 01:04, we're presuming you have already received your reward ?

[unstuck]

Yeehaa, gotta love it when ya get to spend quality time with ya woman without the kids. Hope your head aint too sore today, if ya know what I mean. Whoops wrong thread.

[Red39]

Good on ya Mash.....no talk of NOW either I hope. Lol

[mashman]

She went to bed 10 mins before me and I could tell from the super sonic snoring boom, whilst walking down the hall, that I'd missed the boat and she'd missed the opportunity to vomit all over me whilst in the throws of passion. Spoon, stab, grumble grumble slurp of drool went the woman. But what a great night, even in the sober light of day . Next to no NOW talk L , she gets it often enough iykwim... but yeah, it is the small things that matter and it's great to know that she's still happy... even though she's a whole year older

[ducatilover]

Destroy her tonight Mashie mate.

Or, my favourite birthday present to any Mrs has been "Doug goes for a long ride while she talks shoes", try it, it's great bonding!

[mashman]

Destroy her tonight Mashie mate.

Or, my favourite birthday present to any Mrs has been "Doug goes for a long ride while she talks shoes", try it, it's great bonding!

That I will mate... I'll slam a few home for your goodself too

The Prila is in an undressed state whilst I figure out how the fuck I'm gonna "fix" it. sooooo many things, sooooo little knowledge, soooooo little cash to give it to someone to fix that would know what they were doing.