Orgasm Donor
Ex Wife In Boot.
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
My other car is a write off.![]()
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
I still miss my ex... but my aim's improving...
I love animals... they taste delicious
On a MX5 I saw:
My other car is practical
And on a Porsche GT3 RS I saw:
If I wanted to pick up gold diggers, I'd have more seats!
You only need two tools in life:
Duct tape if it moves and it shouldn't.
WD-40 if it doesn't move and it should.
Brute force and ignorance always prevails.
Failure comes from too little brute force, or
too little ignorance.
How's my Driving?
Call 0800 BITE ME.
Nice Truck - pity about your penis...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Around my number plate...
HELP dad farted and we're trapped
CAUTION LOOK OUT FOR CHILDREN... as if the ice cream van wasn't an indicator of that in itself.
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
I have no problem with god
it's his fan club i can't stand
I actually saw one of this a while ago here in Christchurch.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Stop the Stadium
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