BaaaaautifullOriginally Posted by Geeen
You make you own fun in the country..........
Just a Dog
BaaaaautifullYou make you own fun in the country..........
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
In the riders seat
Well that explains ViragoThe mastubation one...causes imbecility and insanity.
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Sir Cumference
I like to think of you while I'm doing it...Well that explains Virago
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
'tart tourmenter
Father & Son
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
'tart tourmenter
They say it like it's a problem!
Page 3 is P15 in post 29.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
Hardcore Biker
I want to see research that backs up the claims they make about weakening nerves and find out under what grounds they label it self abuse.
For the main question of the thread, it was digital medical encyclopedias when people thought I was asleep
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
'tart tourmenter
This page takes the cake!
This book was copyrighted in 1947.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
Hardcore Biker
Catholic church: The priest showed me how.
Forum whore
You had a mirror then?
Born to be mild
Back to that book. The chapter 'Do You Understand Your Wife' .... and it's only three pages! FFS. Surely those 3 pages are just the index to another whole series of books on that single subject?!
Grow older but never grow up
NEDWN VIII
As a young fulla (maybe 12-13?) I found a book left on a bus (Mt Cook Landliner) that I was on, going to Auckland from Palmerston North.
The book was written by Xaviera Hollander and was called The Happy Hooker.
'tart tourmenter
Allways remember the bit in that book - something like "all men were created equal but God never saw Bo Diddly in the shower - It was like the heater hose on a Mack truck - he didn't walk up to you & stick it in, he stuck it in & walked up to you"
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
Double shot!!
I have no recollection of where I as a 15 y/o learned how to frot, but thinking back it is very curious how I got most of it just right. Or so she said quite loudly at the time anyway. Is this sort of knowledge built in to human males, or do some people really struggle with it for years?
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Whore of the Forumz.
Mate showed me porn at maybe 11yrs old, a few years and girls later and I remember my 'Teacher' as I was 17 and she was 27. That was fun.
God's Evil Twin
The Birds & the bees...
The bee looks "attractive" to the bird, so the bird figures yea I'll take him & swoops in. (courtship)
The bird takes the bee inside her at which stage the bee stings the bird with his stinger. (giggity time/pregnancy)
Both the Birds' & the Bees' lives end. (Baby is born)
Now you all know the story of the Birds & the Bees
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
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