Caption this...

[Mom]

Some bastard nicked it!

He will chase them down

[onearmedbandit]

Hic beter wirk shhtoreeez. Aww I lovez youse guuuyzz.

[BigAl]

Listen up KBers, this is how you get off a speeding ticket.

[cc rider]

Glad it wasn't me who forgot the drink coasters.

[MSTRS:Me]

Senior Constable Umdog (Tom, to his friends) says....
"Welcome to the Sit Room aka the Rec Room. It's only a small station here in Balclutha, so we have to combine our resources by using the Situation Room as our Recreation Room at the same time. Of course, once we've recreationed enough, we have a situation - whereby we become rec'd and have to sit. Clever, eh? Just don't tell Wellington..."

[Big Dave]

Rare press photo of Scummy with clothes on.

[oneofsix]

To demonstrate the success of the alcohol reduction drive Officer Tom displays the amount consumed at a recent event in Porirua, commenting that far more Scotch would have been required in Otago.

[Katman]

Will you ever fuck off with that camera?

[cc rider]

Officer Scum/D remained sceptical of suspects statement - "This ain't buize bro, diz iz ancient tribal juice, man."


pardon the aussie accent

[oneofsix]

Officer S. Dog decided against the drinking challenge when he spotted the someone with a razor.