Typical...

[ducatilover]

That would make two of us then, would'nt get much for my pimply arse & the piles are murder at this time of year.

We'll just sell me then?

[george formby]

We'll just sell me then?

Sounds to me like you should be self employed. I could help you set up a web site, Ducatilover's front or back service.

[ducatilover]

Sounds to me like you should be self employed. I could help you set up a web site, Ducatilover's front or back service.

You run the website, I make the vids, we'll split the profit!

I'll try anything 6 times.

[5150]

We'll just sell me then?

What? For $600, would you be my biatch?

[ducatilover]

What? For $600, would you be my biatch?

We could work something out for $600

[5150]

We could work something out for $600

Hmmm. possibilities are endless. Oh what to do???

[ducatilover]

Hmmm. possibilities are endless. Oh what to do???

I am a little bit scared now. There are only so many reasons somebody would buy a sub-60kg pale white boy.

[5150]

I am a little bit scared now. There are only so many reasons somebody would buy a sub-60kg pale white boy.

Couple of questions....

Are you scared of heights?

Can you play a wind instrument?

And do you look good in woman's underware?

[ducatilover]

Couple of questions....

Are you scared of heights?

Can you play a wind instrument?

And do you look good in woman's underware?

Yes.
Yes.
No, but I look great in their underwear.

[5150]

Yes.
Yes.
No, but I look great in their underwear.

Well then. Sorted. Chuck on yer G-string and meet me at Hamilton aeroclub tomorrow morning. I need a fuel transfer pump for a Cirrus SR22. We're going flying.....

[george formby]

I am a little bit scared now. There are only so many reasons somebody would buy a sub-60kg pale white boy.

Whatever you do, don't charge by the pound.

[ducatilover]

Whatever you do, don't charge by the pound.

Depends what context pound is taken in

Well then. Sorted. Chuck on yer G-string and meet me at Hamilton aeroclub tomorrow morning. I need a fuel transfer pump for a Cirrus SR22. We're going flying.....

Will it be cold? I like the punishment.

[george formby]

Depends what context pound is taken in



Will it be cold? I like the punishment.

Oh dear, I get the thrust of your joke, though.

Eeeeew, nasty visions, go away. Where is my Mrs Many Bellies video, I need to rinse my mind out.

[5150]

Will it be cold? I like the punishment.

Well, you're only 60kg, so light, and minimal clothing will definately help with aerodynamics

[george formby]

Well, you only 60kg, so light, and minimal clothing will definately help with aerodynamics

We could probably have a whip round to see a video of ducatilover wing walking in a g string. And give the money to slofox.