Palm readings?

[NC]

I had one tell me that I like men with muscley arms...well I knew that

The rest she got wrong, although she did tell me to watch out for a yellow car while I was on my motorcycle. (didn't have any gear with me at the time)

I beileve 95% of the time

[placidfemme]

I had one tell me that I like men with muscley arms...

muscley arms are sexy

[SARGE]

I think with that, the whole bossum of Abraham thing only came into play after the whole Jesus period... because the system (lets just call it that) changed after Jesus was around... before Jesus you only had to believe in God and listen to his rules... then after Jesus it changed to believing in Jesus, and the way to heaven is only through him...

So it might be safe to say that before Jesus, when people died they did simply go to heaven/hell and there was no waiting...

But now that Jesus is in the picture... people have a lot more options and freedom... therefore God created the waiting place... because the end is "soon"

i dont want to go to heaven.. i won't know anyone there ...

[Wolf]

i dont want to go to heaven.. i won't know anyone there ...

Two great friends died together in a car crash, one was sent to Heaven, the other to Hell. The one in Hell was catching up with all his drinking buddies who'd died and generally having a party of it.

One day the Devil informs him that his buddy in Heaven has requested a meeting with him and that it had been approved so he is taken to a place where his friend is waiting. They exchange warm greetings and the guy who's in Hell starts telling his mate how much fun he's been having. "Do you guys have great parties in Heaven?" He asks when he's finished.

"Well," says his friend, "It's rather difficult. You see, there's only God, Jesus and me up there..."