Easily fixed - you're having a work barbecue? Make him some brownies - using laxative chocolate - and tell all your workmates not to eat them! Tell him you are SO sorry for being a stupid fucken bitch, so you went into the kitchen where you really belong and made him a treat to show there are no hard feelings. Then remove all the toilet paper from the men's loos... 
I don't get mad, I get even!
(When I read jigsaw, I thought you either worked in a toy shop or a hospital as a physical therapist!)
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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