Happy coming out moms vajayjay day Trudes!

**MIXONE** · 29th June 2012, 18:46

Originally Posted by Number One

Mmmm depends. How much you willing to pay to watch

Shit i'd pay heaps.Hippy bathday girl.

**Akzle** · 29th June 2012, 19:05

someone once said that watching your missus give birth was like watching your favourite pub burn down.

**AllanB** · 29th June 2012, 19:08

I'm lost.

But happy something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Madness** · 29th June 2012, 19:12

CONE!

Happy Birfday Trudles.

**Paul in NZ** · 29th June 2012, 19:41

Originally Posted by Number One

Mmmm depends. How much you willing to pay to watch

Oh - ME pay... Well erm I was kind hoping I'd get paid as I would lend a certain dignity to the event PLUS I have delivered a child so I also have form and could act as a back up...

Anyway - most wonderful thing in the world....

**Trudes** · 29th June 2012, 20:26

Originally Posted by Number One

This new crowd doesn't get us at all. Wonder where the splendiferous Mr Scracha is...

Yeah, strange, I thought he would've been all over this thread like a fat kid on a cookie, I mean the words Vajayjay, orgy and sister wife were all mentioned in the first post! Maybe he's busy with his pottle of bleach.....

**mashman** · 29th June 2012, 20:31

If it's your birthday, happy birthday... if it's some bizarre thing you've got going on wiv yer mum, will you just lie and tell me that's it's yer birthday.

**Trudes** · 29th June 2012, 20:41

Originally Posted by mashman

If it's your birthday, happy birthday... if it's some bizarre thing you've got going on wiv yer mum, will you just lie and tell me that's it's yer birthday.

It's my birthday.

I'm a Cancerian and born the exact same day as Bret Mckenzie.
Number One is Mormon and collects wives, I'm one of them (I give the best head).
Those who live in Norf Welly enjoy a good Orgy on a Wednesday night (cause there's fuck all on TV that night, and the next day is rubbish day).
This thread has nothing at all to do with my mom and only a little bit to do with her vajayjay.
Clear?

**mashman** · 29th June 2012, 20:44

WHEW!!!!!

Fuckin wednesday nights eh... she tells me she goes to Zumba, now I ain't so sure.

**scumdog** · 29th June 2012, 20:45

Originally Posted by Number One

Mmmm depends. How much you willing to pay to watch

Hmm, I thought it was ME that was going to be paid to watch...

**MyGSXF:Me** · 29th June 2012, 22:40

Happy Birfday chick!!

**merv** · 29th June 2012, 22:49

Yeah Happy Birthday. This backs up my earlier message on Facebook but its taken me that long to get back to my 'puter today, think I've been celebrating too much for ya!

I reckon you had a good one eh.

**cc rider** · 1st July 2012, 18:08

Hey there lil missy, hope you got a good fuck....

in present

Happy Wet Dreams
Lub
CC

**PrincessBandit** · 1st July 2012, 22:55

Originally Posted by Maha

Felicitous salutations and splendifierous natal merriment! ...dont blow, suck

When I play the harmonica I do both...

Belated happy birthday felicitations!

**Number One** · 4th July 2012, 19:49

Originally Posted by Trudes

It's my birthday.

I'm a Cancerian and born the exact same day as Bret Mckenzie.
Number One is Mormon and collects wives, I'm one of them (I give the best head).
Those who live in Norf Welly enjoy a good Orgy on a Wednesday night (cause there's fuck all on TV that night, and the next day is rubbish day).
This thread has nothing at all to do with my mom and only a little bit to do with her vajayjay.
Clear?

You really are my fav... Don't tell the others though, they fight like cats

Originally Posted by mashman

Fuckin wednesday nights eh... she tells me she goes to Zumba, now I ain't so sure.

Zumba moves may or may not be used...

Originally Posted by scumdog

Hmm, I thought it was ME that was going to be paid to watch...

You will go over my knee soon Mr!