Bloody cagers

[flyingcrocodile46]

Fucking cock smokers.

I saw much the same thing starting to happen a while back. Dork pulled up short and alongside a little scooter then got out walked up to the scooter and put his hands on the bars just as I walked up and said 'what do you think you are doing' he replied 'is this your bike' I answered 'No, if it was mine, I'd be smacking your head in already' He got back in his car and fucked off. I couldn't fucking believe it and can't understand how these types of people have managed to make it through to adulthood without having the shit beat out of them as part of earlier learning sessions. What the fuck is happening out there. Too much PC crap and not enough punches in the nose. Best all you apathetic fucks start pulling your weight by making a point of smacking some cunt in the nose each day till all this PC crap sorts itself out. Otherwise someone is going to get hurt.

[flyingcrocodile46]

The impedance of human skin generally limits current to milliamps. At standard domestic AC voltages, you will definitely notice 1mA, while 60mA will likely stop your heart. For DC voltages, those figures are generally considered to be five times higher.

Under dry conditions, the resistance offered by the human body can be as high as 100,000 Ohms.

I can assure you that you have NOT survived 10+ Amps @ 240V - for one thing, your skin would not transmit such current, and secondly you would be cooked internally (and quite dead).

Right! 10 amps 240 volts through a set of 12 inch prongs launched by a CO2 cartridge should just about do it eh!

[sleemanj]

Parked my bike in a car park in Riccerton (Bush Inn) today

Tip: The underground carpark at Bush Inn has a push bike stand down the end a few steps from the doors, there's generally plenty of room there for a motorbike, nice and out of the way, that's where I park when I go in there.

[cheshirecat]

Fucking cock smokers.

I saw much the same thing starting to happen a while back. Dork pulled up short and alongside a little scooter then got out walked up to the scooter and put his hands on the bars just as I walked up and said 'what do you think you are doing' he replied 'is this your bike' I answered 'No, if it was mine, I'd be smacking your head in already' He got back in his car and fucked off. I couldn't fucking believe it and can't understand how these types of people have managed to make it through to adulthood without having the shit beat out of them as part of earlier learning sessions. What the fuck is happening out there. Too much PC crap and not enough punches in the nose. Best all you apathetic fucks start pulling your weight by making a point of smacking some cunt in the nose each day till all this PC crap sorts itself out. Otherwise someone is going to get hurt.

Where's the like button when you need one. Made my day.

[Akzle]

Where's the like button when you need one. Made my day.

bottom left of the post. jew-star.

[Ender EnZed]

You have their rego number right? Find out where they live and fling your morning dump on their roof on the way to work every day for a month.

[300weatherby]

Fucking cock smokers.

I saw much the same thing starting to happen a while back. Dork pulled up short and alongside a little scooter then got out walked up to the scooter and put his hands on the bars just as I walked up and said 'what do you think you are doing' he replied 'is this your bike' I answered 'No, if it was mine, I'd be smacking your head in already' He got back in his car and fucked off. I couldn't fucking believe it and can't understand how these types of people have managed to make it through to adulthood without having the shit beat out of them as part of earlier learning sessions. What the fuck is happening out there. Too much PC crap and not enough punches in the nose. Best all you apathetic fucks start pulling your weight by making a point of smacking some cunt in the nose each day till all this PC crap sorts itself out. Otherwise someone is going to get hurt.

Fuck yes - If I saw that happening I would get straight in there - about time car tards understood some motorcycle riders WILL rip out your lungs! When I was a youngster ( like 30yrs ago ) we carried sparkplugs and or chains and or bits of pipe, specifically to sort retards in cars, banging off car side mirrors was a common occurance and just touching a parked bike would get you in hospital. Oddly, the law dd not chase that stuff about too much unless a fire was lit under them to do so. Oh the good old days, sigh.........

[imdying]

Brilliant advice.....

Not sure I'd call it brilliant... I've paid the price for being hot headed before... but if you too are willing to pay, then there's definitely satisfaction to be had...

side cutters just cut the whole lot out

Now that there, that's brilliant

[Maha]

If you were to proceed and damage/touch the ''supposed'' offenders vehicle (without absolute proof it was indeed them) that would put you in the same catagory of how you view thier human status.
Gotta ask yourself..''is it worth having a criminal conviction for damage to property''?
Solid evidence is what you need and let the police deal with it....
There are allocated bike parks in such places.

[Parlane]

There are allocated bike parks in such places.

The bike parks at Riccarton Mall (not bushinn) are normally filled with Scooters... are they even allowed scooters in there?! You need a *car* licence for them...

[5150]

Well, I have learned two things from reading this thread. How to fuck with cars and not to fuck with electricity

[imdying]

If you were to proceed and damage/touch the ''supposed'' offenders vehicle (without absolute proof it was indeed them) that would put you in the same catagory of how you view thier human status.

That's a fair comment.

[skippa1]

... I've paid the price for being hot headed before...

me to, on more than one occasion and it sucks..........

[Autech]

The bike parks at Riccarton Mall (not bushinn) are normally filled with Scooters... are they even allowed scooters in there?! You need a *car* licence for them...

Where are the bike parks at the mall? I've never seen any and usually park out the front opposite the pub.

I always park in car parks as a last resort, especially in Christchurch where the driving standard is absolutely appalling. I'm always nervous that a car will rush into a park thinking it is empty and knock it over.

You need to be approaching the Police on this, damaging someones property as such is criminal. Well done on keeping your cool. I always leave my bike in gear and most usually in sight. To touch it without my permission.....
In Hamilton at the Westfield mall they have bike parks, I emerged one day to see a people mover parked in the bike park, nearly blocking my bike from getting out. I say nearly as I managed to get the bike past with only a bit of scratching up the van, wankers.

[Jantar]

at what voltage, and for how long, and AC or DC, does one amp kill you??
i'm picking about 100kv DC, for a couple of seconds.

I think you are thinking of a DC to DC converter, which is not a transformer.

I don't have the energy to argue with you around the basics of electrical theory, I paid quite a lot for my NZCE in electrical engineering so I'm not training you for free. But tell you what Mr Wizard, hold the conductors of a standard 240V AC source and set your stop watch, see how long it takes to hurt.....

BTW kiddies, don't try this at home.

Reminds me of the old saying "It's the volts that jolts, but the mills that kills."

5 milliamps will hurt, 60 milliamps will stop the heart and be fatal if CPR is not applied. 100 - 200 milliamps will generally be fatal even if CPR is applied, and more than that is "how well done do you like your steak?"

Human Skin Resistance can be as low as 20K and up to 60K ohms depending on how moist or dry the skin is, how good the contact is, and how well you are earthed. So 100V may be enough to do damage, or it could be as high as 300V. Try it for yourself if you wish, but just sign your life insurance over to me first.