Sarcasm font

[Coldrider]

Most people who worry about sarcasm wouldn't know what it was if they fell over it.

Just like people who need smileys to communicate their intent are illiterate.

Not to mention the people who think that initial capital letters are essential in headlines (have a look at how newspapers do headlines if you need guidance), that spaces are needed before and after punctuation marks, more than one exclamation mark makes something even more of an exclamation, more than one question mark makes the question even harder, and that 16 dots is about right for an ellipsis. They should all go and help their uncle jack off a horse.

and those that keep extending sentences with commas, each diminishing the reason from the original sentence fact . !!!!

....... >>>>>>>Also is it 'jack' a proper name or a verb .......... ?????? <, or is communicated in the lack of capitals???? or bad grammar

[ducatilover]

Most people who worry about sarcasm wouldn't know what it was if they fell over it.

Just like people who need smileys to communicate their intent are illiterate.

Not to mention the people who think that initial capital letters are essential in headlines (have a look at how newspapers do headlines if you need guidance), that spaces are needed before and after punctuation marks, more than one exclamation mark makes something even more of an exclamation, more than one question mark makes the question even harder, and that 16 dots is about right for an ellipsis. They should all go and help their uncle jack off a horse.

Interesting note regarding the capital letters, you learn something every day. I'm not a hero in terms of formal writing, the only formal junk I've had to write is my essays and lab reports for psychology.
I enjoy using smileys, because my world isn't square and beige.

That last part was a bit rude, probably underhanded too (see what I did there? No, no, I didn't give the horse an underhanded jack... Oh never mind, you filthy nuts.)

[Coldrider]

Interesting note regarding the capital letters, you learn something every day. I'm not a hero in terms of formal writing, the only formal junk I've had to write is my essays and lab reports for psychology.
I enjoy using smileys, because my world isn't square and beige.

That last part was a bit rude, probably underhanded too (see what I did there? No, no, I didn't give the horse an underhanded jack... Oh never mind, you filthy nuts.)

Ronnie Barker probably the best at it, followed by Morcambe and Wise, then the rest (mostly english).

[ducatilover]

Why did this get so informative? KB is not a place for information, or help.

[Coldrider]

Why did this get so informative? KB is not a place for information, or help.

the internet mate, the internet. Only half of it is pron.

[ducatilover]

the internet mate, the internet. Only half of it is pron.

I cannot argue with that.
There is a lot of pr0n out there though

[Geeen]

I cannot argue with that.
There is a lot of pr0n out there though

'"12 percent of all Web sites are porn
25 percent of all search engine requests are for porn
35 percent of all Internet downloads are pornographic
Every second, 28,258 Internet users are viewing porn
89 percent of porn is created in the U.S.
$2.84 billion in revenue was generated from U.S. porn sites in 2006
70 percent of the Internet porn traffic occurs during the nine to five workday
260 new porn sites go online daily "

From this site,

http://www.switched.com/2007/05/15/e...rn-is-popular/

Or watch the vid, rather eloquently explained

[ducatilover]

I have to watch that video again, didn't understand it

[Coldrider]

I have to watch that video again, didn't understand it

I need more statistics to be undressed.

[Geeen]

I need more statistics to be undressed.

It does seem to be the best way to review statistics

Sent from my HTC One X

[ducatilover]

That's how I've always done it. One handed and hunkered over

[mellowyellow]

i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please?

[ducatilover]

i dont get it, can someone explain this thread to me please?

I sat on a needle, swallowed a telephone and that's where my left eye went before breakfast.
Simple, really.

[mashman]

I sat on a needle, swallowed a telephone and that's where my left eye went before breakfast.
Simple, really.

So let me get this straight... there's a needle , a phone and your left eye up your bum?????

[ducatilover]

So let me get this straight... there's a needle , a phone and your left eye up your bum?????

Well my sight in my left eye is shit, my phone is shit and I have no point, so, yes.
You're a wise one Mashman!