Transport in heaven...
Pete, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all
three died.
As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to them and said
you will all be given a method of transportaion for your eternal use around
heaven. you will be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport
chosen accordingly."
Saint Peter looked at Pete "you, Pete, were a bad man. You cheated on your
wife 4 times. For this you will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up
Trabant"
Next Saint Peter looked at John. "you wee not so evil, but you still cheated
on your wife 2 times. For this you will forever travel around heaven in a
Lada Stationwagon."
Saint Peter finally looked at Sam. "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You
did not cheat on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven
in a Ferrari."
A short time later, John and Pete pulled their cars next to Sam's Ferrari
and there he was sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.
"what's wrong Sam?" they both asked "you got the Ferrari. You're set
forever. Why so down?"
Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my
wife go past on a skateboard."
What no motorbikes??? lol
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Originally Posted by DingDong
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