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    Arrow Transport in heaven...

    Pete, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all
    three died.
    As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to them and said
    you will all be given a method of transportaion for your eternal use around
    heaven. you will be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport
    chosen accordingly."
    Saint Peter looked at Pete "you, Pete, were a bad man. You cheated on your
    wife 4 times. For this you will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up
    Trabant"
    Next Saint Peter looked at John. "you wee not so evil, but you still cheated
    on your wife 2 times. For this you will forever travel around heaven in a
    Lada Stationwagon."
    Saint Peter finally looked at Sam. "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You
    did not cheat on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven
    in a Ferrari."
    A short time later, John and Pete pulled their cars next to Sam's Ferrari
    and there he was sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.
    "what's wrong Sam?" they both asked "you got the Ferrari. You're set
    forever. Why so down?"
    Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my
    wife go past on a skateboard."

    What no motorbikes??? lol
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    LOL a scateboard... but theres no sadness in heaven...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    LOL a scateboard... but theres no sadness in heaven...
    Ahhh, yes, the elusive scateboard I have always wanted one but they seem to get away on me all the time
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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