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  1. 3rd August 2005, 09:53 #1
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    The RIGHT (R) and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex:

    R: You're the one
    W: Next.

    R: You really know how to satisfy a woman.
    W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane?

    R: You're the best I've ever had.
    W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.

    R: What color are your eyes?
    W: Is my discharge still brown?

    R: You make me forget my problems.
    W: You make me forget I'm just 15.

    R: I think we should go away for the weekend.
    W: I think we should go to the clinic.

    R: I love you.
    W: I love you.
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    so I've been told the wrong things all this time..??
    I'm gutted..
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    How about, "Was it good for you too?" wich catagory does that fit under?

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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    The RIGHT (R) and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex: R: You're the best I've ever had.
    W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.
    LOL that would freak me right out!

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    LoL - youve not been talking to my ex have you? or is this the sorta thing
    they teach you girls in PostCoital101?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoFunthanmost
    or is this the sorta thing
    they teach you girls in PostCoital101?
    You got it!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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    Talking yes i know..

    i am twisted, but heck i do not wanna be normal lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    i am twisted, but heck i do not wanna be normal lol.
    THeres no such thing as "normal" around here . . .
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    THeres no such thing as "normal" around here . . .

    Yeah there is...
    Our normal just differs from EVERY other normal in the world.
    I sure there is some kind of sense in our madness.

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    So what about yelling " I WIN" when its over, is that good or bad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    So what about yelling " I WIN" when its over, is that good or bad?
    they missed one...your favourite things to say..you poor poor man you
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    they missed one...your favourite things to say..you poor poor man you
    Now why would that be????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Now why would that be????
    well should i say poor women???? they never come first ..no pun intended
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