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    mebbe THAT's why you aren't hearing those responses .......
    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Unfortunatly, my practice doesnt go ahead too often as Im told she is too tired, headache ect. Doesnt stop me, I wait till she is asleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph
    mebbe THAT's why you aren't hearing those responses .......
    No, thats called selective hearing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I wait till she is asleep
    hehehe.

    what happened to being the Gentleman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoFunthanmost
    hehehe.

    what happened to being the Gentleman?

    She's sleeping, she never knows
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Unfortunately, my practice doesnt go ahead too often as Im told she is too tired, headache ect. Doesnt stop me, I wait till she is asleep
    Try this if she has a headache: A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
    "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository - it's up to you."
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    Try this if she has a headache: A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
    "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository - it's up to you."
    damn and me with no headache! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by feistyredhead
    damn and me with no headache! lol
    Damn, you really know how to make somenes hopes rise LOL
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    didnt take long for this thread to get really dirty......

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    Who says its dirty? LOL
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    haha, should've seen that one coming!

    good to see how we "gentlemen" really are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    And here I was thinking that you were a dead breed . . . :eyepoke:
    perhaps she is . . . . .
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SP
    perhaps she is . . . . .
    Im fairly sure thats illegal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Damn, you really know how to make somenes hopes rise LOL
    Just your hopes, Sniper?
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