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    Sarcasm font

    We need one.

    Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

    What petrol do you use in your bike?

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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    the trouble is good sarcasm can be very funny,but most people are too daft to notice it and it creates a furrow as it disappears over the top of their head,then they get angry.

    good luck with yours.

    oh yeah,and i use two stroke petrol
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    I would have thought Italic was sarcasm font? haha


    Oil? that comes from the pump with the petrol doesnt it? thats why you dont have to mix it like 2stroke stuff..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    We need one.

    Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

    What petrol do you use in your bike?

    Add this at the end ->


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    Quote Originally Posted by gammaguy View Post
    the trouble is good sarcasm can be very funny,but most people are too daft to notice it and it creates a furrow as it disappears over the top of their head,then they get angry.

    good luck with yours.

    oh yeah,and i use two stroke petrol
    Touche.
    I use the expensive petrol in the pretty pumps. And my bike uses all the oil.

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    Oil? that comes from the pump with the petrol doesnt it? thats why you dont have to mix it like 2stroke stuff..
    I imagine something like that, yes?
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    Add this at the end ->
    Does that mean you're trying to clean your ear?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    You just have to be *smarter* than the 'keyboard'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post

    What petrol do you use in your bike?

    I last used $1.98 per litre petrol, but I have used $2.08 petrol in the past.

    But if someone else has used petrol at another price then I am totally wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    You just have to be *smarter* than the 'keyboard'.
    You gotta learn me how to be so cool

    Quote Originally Posted by Coldrider View Post
    I last used $1.98 per litre petrol, but I have used $2.08 petrol in the past.

    But if someone else has used petrol at another price then I am totally wrong.
    Was that factory specified $1.98 from our shop? Or replica $1.98?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by gammaguy View Post
    the trouble is good sarcasm can be very funny,but most people are too daft to notice it and it creates a furrow as it disappears over the top of their head,then they get angry.

    good luck with yours.
    On the flip side, with no knowledge of the sarc-er, no tone or facial expression, and often compelling evidence in front of them, the sarc-ee is often left with no option but to assume the sarc-er is the daft one. That sarc-er's don't realise this swings the daft pendulum back towards themselves......then they get angry........and post threads like this.

    Seriously, it's pretty hard to pick up sarcasm from one line of text when so many people write so much rubbish and genuinely mean it. It's nigh on impossible to pick the nuggets from the nuggets if ya know what I mean.

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    Sarcasm font?... even then it would still go over the top of some people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    We need one.

    Also, we're lacking in "what oil should I use" and "do you wave" threads.

    What petrol do you use in your bike?

    =sarcasm font (comic sans)
    html code [ FONT=Comic Sans MS] [ /FONT]



    or you could write in green
    your welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    =sarcasm font (comic sans)
    html code [ FONT=Comic Sans MS] [ /FONT]



    or you could write in green
    your welcome
    You could even learn to spell.

    You're welcome
    "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    You're welcome
    Your welcome appears to be sarcastic.

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    You would have done the same if you'd got there first
    "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.

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    ....what about an 'orgasm font' that could be used by someone when they finally reckon that their wank posts, have finally achieved what they set out to do...

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