NZ Superbike - Rumours

**RobGassit** · 16th July 2012, 06:15

Originally Posted by steveyb

Isn't that MMS Kawaskai team the one she was with before? Or is there another MSS Kawasaki team?

Same one as I can tell that she left under a cloud. There are pictures on the net of plenty of her wrecks, one had the steering head snapped off and the other looked like a bloody paper weight. It's a funny old world. Any normal racer with her record would either be in traction or recognised as a muppet and told to bugger off. I think this video holds the secret to her success. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPVyJ0KBtl0

**Robert Taylor** · 16th July 2012, 07:57

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

Doesn't surprise me at all that you're a STALKER, not one little bit, still beats looking up Susan Boyle I reckon

How about dear old Margaret Thatcher? Ive got many books written about her, including a collection of her speeches. Ive looked her up on the net many times and have a framed portrait of her in my lounge. Does that qualify me as a Maggie Stalker? Do I need counselling for my addiction to the English Conservative movement?

**Dreama** · 16th July 2012, 08:42

Originally Posted by robert taylor

how about dear old margaret thatcher? Ive got many books written about her, including a collection of her speeches. Ive looked her up on the net many times and have a framed portrait of her in my lounge. Does that qualify me as a maggie stalker? Do i need counselling for my addiction to the english conservative movement?

yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**steveyb** · 16th July 2012, 09:35

Indeed, there are few sadder bastards out there than poor Mr Taylor.......

But that youtube vid was almost soft-porn. Rob, you must have trawled hard to find that..... (umm so to speak)
Wish someone would give me a free gym membership too.....

**jellywrestler** · 16th July 2012, 09:48

Originally Posted by Robert Taylor

Does that qualify me as a Maggie Stalker? Do I need counselling for my addiction to the English Conservative movement?

guess it does Robert, Sounds like you're cool with it so rather than needing counselling maybe you need a box of tissues or better still a water melon with o hole in one side, but make sure you take the pips out first they can really hurt at the wrong moment!

**Punchy** · 16th July 2012, 10:01

She's not even that hot. Brown paper bag would maybe change that.

**malcy25** · 16th July 2012, 10:11

Originally Posted by steveyb

Isn't that MMS Kawaskai team the one she was with before? Or is there another MSS Kawasaki team?

I wondered that too.

**jellywrestler** · 16th July 2012, 10:16

Originally Posted by Punchy

She's not even that hot. Brown paper bag would maybe change that.

You'd have to duct tape it on as she's got the real bad shakes with Parkinsons these days...

**Crasherfromwayback** · 16th July 2012, 10:27

Originally Posted by Punchy

She's not even that hot. Brown paper bag would maybe change that.

We'll be needing a pic of your missus then so we have something to compare.

**Robert Taylor** · 16th July 2012, 13:35

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

You'd have to duct tape it on as she's got the real bad shakes with Parkinsons these days...

That is so, but its actuallay a 3 paper bag job. One for her, one for him and one for the mouse in the corner eating the cheese.

**RobGassit** · 16th July 2012, 13:43

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

You'd have to duct tape it on as she's got the real bad shakes with Parkinsons these days...

Actually Margaret Thatcher has quite a history in the medical field for curing premature ejaculation. Here's the proof that it works. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxeH_OQpFw

**merv** · 16th July 2012, 16:43

Here she is with a bike http://www.friendsreunited.co.uk/pol...8-a00d00ef87bb

Maggie is saying to Robert (in the white shirt) "I don't suppose this bike will win the NZ superbike title unless you fit Ohlins to it and get Shirriffs to ride it?

**SWERVE** · 16th July 2012, 19:24

Yes it is the same team was MSS/Colchester kawasaki..now MSS/Bathams kawasaki. Owned by Nick Morgan a real good bastard. I was surprised she got back in there after destroying everything she touched first time around. Im sure the publicity/hype of having her around was some reason for the return, as it was a while before she was allowed to ride anything in anger................... then surprise...... another wreck! Got a pick on my FB of her doing a stoppie...to avoid rear-ending her team mate recently (will try to link it)
I gather by some of the comments from Nick on FB recently his patience is all used up. The team have also had some problems with other riders recently and now have Paul Bird Racing trying to steal the No1 kawasaki team crown in BSB.

**Bykmad** · 16th July 2012, 20:40

Hasnt this got somewhat off topic. Thought it was about who was doing what on what MOTORCYCLE in NZ this coming race season. Lets get back to the gossip.