Sidecar Racing

[Kornholio]

This thread just makes me wanna own a sidecar... May even put the GSXR1000 upgrade on hold.....

[Henk]

or ill bring up my tiny 1 man tent and can pitch that somewhere? dunno how far we can push it before someone tells us to f-off and get a motel room or pay for camp site (open for sex jokes, gwarn)

If you need I can lend you a tent for the weekend, not going to share a sleeping bag with you though. Won't be there on the Monday but i'm sure we can work out some way to get it back, it's a two man, so by the sounds of it you should be able to squeeze 7 sidecar guys and a bottle of cooking oil in there.

[Kornholio]

If you need I can lend you a tent for the weekend, not going to share a sleeping bag with you though. Won't be there on the Monday but i'm sure we can work out some way to get it back, it's a two man, so by the sounds of it you should be able to squeeze 7 sidecar guys and a bottle of cooking oil in there.

Gordie would actually take up less room than a bottle of cooking oil anyway

[Kickaha]

(Well, not Kick, 'cause he would have come off from acceleration exiting the left hairpin....)

Probably by the end of pitlane

Bobs even done a lap around Wanganui in anger on Chris Lawrances long bike without using his hands to hold on!

Only because Chris was doing about 2 minutes a lap slower than he normally would

Dave Moly (my chum)

What a name dropping cunt

because while Gordy thinks he's the boss, we all know better.

He is her bitch

[nodrog:Me]

Dave Moly (my chum) ......

are you chumming around?

I think we have a motel room too (need to check with the team manager), so the Hirace will just be getting used for sex. Anybody that isnt allergic to vaseline and gerbil hair is welcome to sleep in it.

This thread just makes me wanna own a sidecar... May even put the GSXR1000 upgrade on hold.....

I have a deal for you sunshine.

[Kornholio]

I have a deal for you sunshine.

What, are you selling yours already or are trying to palm off the pitbike with one training wheel again?

[nodrog:Me]

What, are you selling yours already or are trying to palm off the pitbike with one training wheel again?

yes

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[Kornholio]

yes

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Thank you for clearing that up

[Fast Eddie]

legends, all of ya!

the food sounds good, i drink whatevers free and tastes the least like urine

any food is good.

swinger n i will cuddle up anywhere, will sus it out when we are up there, transdiesel supplied us with supercheap agip oils so figure will flag the vaseline and hairgel and just go agip 10w40 for all our weekend needs. cheers agip!

sweet nodrog-gordon, lol tricky having all these KB personas

transit van sounds safer bob, hehe..

laughed at some comment earlier "do they even have scrutineering in the south island" brace yourself for the agip bikes current condition, shes a bit sad and tired looking but working hard to tidy it up, fairings should be nice n shiny at least, cant paint chassis not enough time, and the thing needs a full strip n tidy up. will get onto that another time.

new fluids in it, brake, clutch fluids, oil and coolant, brake pads look good, greased most moving parts.. just need to get some loctite to stop everything rattling loose.

[Fast Eddie]

This thread just makes me wanna own a sidecar... May even put the GSXR1000 upgrade on hold.....

just..do...it

why wait, you'll kick yourself later for waiting..

[Fast Eddie]

Eddie - 2 things you need to know about Gordy before you get into his van.....

1. He has Elephantiasis - on a certain part of his body,
2. He also has Jumping frenchman disorder - which reeks havoc with the Elephantiasis

lol, elaphantitis of the foot, prevents him from jumping, or running away like a surrender monkey frenchman

Fucken hell, I go away for 5 mins and some dirty saffa has claimed my van.

haha, just like back home in the RSA

You are shitting me? how is that possible? Next you will tell us thas he cant afford leathers and just paints himself with black shoe polish before scrutineering.

shoepolish is f*ckn dear bro, throw bit of water on some dirt, get ya some nice brown leathers.

looks like 95% confirmed (gotta fill out paperwork n sign stuff when i get home to dunedin) i got a sweet summer job at otago uni though, cha ching. new tyres all round (for my bike, not yours) and whatever else needs to be done by then, entries for nationals north island rounds and paeroa street race and put some aside for the barry sheene next year i bet

[Drew]

Now come on Drew - tell the truth......... What is the only reason why a drive wheel comes off the ground??
Because when going around a right hander, if the passenger is still on the left hand side of the machine.......

What were you doing still hanging out there on the left when you knew there was a right hander coming up??
You must have really wanted to drink some beer!!!

I couldn't get from the left to the right fully, in the time allowed. Both times I tried I was dragged down the straight literally hanging off the back of the thing.

I shoulda ridden and you swung like you suggested, but we wouldn't have gapped the rest of those homos that way.

[nodrog:Me]

..... gapped the rest of those homos that way.

do not type that into google images!

[Kickaha]

I couldn't get from the left to the right fully, in the time allowed.

How much fucking time do you want?

You should try the dipper at full noise or the chicane at Levels

It's funny watching those corners from trackside though, looks like there's plenty of time but it certainly doesn't feel like it when you're racing

[sidecar bob]

How much fucking time do you want?

You should try the chicane at Levels

You should keep practicing that one until you dont slide up the road & break your wrist doing it, while going at half my usual pace.