He was demonstrating by himself, and no he didnt look willing.Originally Posted by Drew
i'm motarded
He was demonstrating by himself, and no he didnt look willing.
Team Hellfish Racing
I've been practising my Billy Joel. Have you?
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
Two Wheels or Three = FUN
At one stage you were standing at the pit wall watching the drifties without your shirt on and we were all in the pit garages trying to shield our eyes from the glare. Someone was calling out like that rodent video...Alan..Alan..Alan...Alan...Alan...Alan...
In the riders seat
Stop fucking around playing X factor and get the videos up so we can take the piss
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Team Hellfish Racing
I'm working on it but I'm on the verge of snapping my laptop in two.
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
In the riders seat
Hi,
I am in possession of 2 x 500cc Krauser engines and soon to be in possession of a set of ADM Yamaha crankcases.
So here it is.
Krauser engine No.1 is complete and running. Have had running on a test bench. It is worn but comes with the following.
Standard crankshafts
ARCO gearbox with a variety of ratio's
3YL TZ250 cylinders
Millett Racing exhausts
38mm flatslide Delorto's.
Everything to completely rebuild. Pistons, rods, crankpins, main bearings including the Split type, crankcases seals, gaskets, etc
Krauser No.2
This engine is in pieces and I will be as honest as possible.
It had a conrod failure on No.4. There is evidence it was repaired previous to this failure. It has been repaired but the cases were welded without a mandrel. I have machined up a mandrel out of 4140 which will allow the cases to be stress relieved. So needless to say work is required
This engine is No.80 and according to Charlie from ADM it is or could be the last Krauser made.
It also has an arco gearbox and everthing as listed with the first engine.
Other spares include
- Complete set of ADM crankshafts for Krauser fitment (Perfect Condition)
- Complete set of TZ500 standard crankshafts. (Repairs required)
- 20 spare 3YL TZ250 cylinders
- 4 spare 4DP TZ250 cylinders
- 4 Brand new heads
- Complete set of jets, needles, tuning data etc etc
- About 5 spare ignitions. (I have never tested these units)
These are the things I think are most relevant. I have boxes of TZ500 gearbox components, shafts, selectors, clutches, water pumps just everythin you can imagine.
The ADM cases are to replace the damaged Krauser cases. They are in perfect condition however: They use 3LC TZ250 cylinders for which I have no spares. Only the 4 which come with it.
These engines are for sale in Australia but I will ship world wide.
I may be willing to sell engines separetly but spares will vary. I dont want to end up with 80% of an engine and be unable to complete as I think we all know how hard some components are to find.
email me at
glen.west@centennialcoal.com.au for any more detail. I do have a video of one engine running on the test bench.
I will get some photo's together of all the engines and spares and email to interested parties.
Steve should really get these to put in Pinky
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Saving the goat....
Im sitting here in fits of laughter!!!
That last page..... thats some good shit there!!!
Gordy, when you said Alan liked anal sex and would fit right in with us....... well, since no-one treated them to some action, I think they decided they'd go get rolled, bolled and arseholed all by them selves.......
Believe me, I've been there done that....... so can't take the piss......
Drew single handedly lost the only passenger at this years HAGD, caused the first ever ride to hospital from a member of the public at any HAGD, and rolled his new bike on his first day of racing......
Yip.... been there done that.....
Flip side of that (pun intended) is that he'll now have more respect for the thing, and ultimately go on to win some NZ titles!! Been there done that too.... and got the T-shirts.....
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
In the riders seat
I'd picked he'd do one of the two but I didn't think he'd manage both, I guess I totally underestimated his level of muppetry
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Saving the goat....
Drew did say that he needed to modify the brake system and gearchange.... Alan said harden up, so Drew thought... Hmmmm..... I'll fuck it so he has to change it......
You were both fucken lucky not to break ya bodies......
At least you still have a bike to race after your crash........
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
Nah bro, I wouldn't call it muppetry, I'd call it youthful exuberance, followed by hardened excitment and concluded with feverishness and titillation...... we've all been there done that.
Once he finds the limits on it, he'll be a fucken hard guy to beat. How many others can go so well on a new rig on their debut?
Either that, or he'll break my record of losing 16 passengers.......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
Oh, and big ups to the classic guys for showing us how to go sideways around the track!! The drifters took some notes.......
I might not have raced this weekend, but the up side is being able to watch you all doing it. Was a friggin great spectacle guys and gals. You all did our sport proud! Who says sidecars are dead?!!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
Steve will be putting something in pinky, but it will be more than 2 strokes dude......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
Oh sorry, by pinky you mean Traceys sidecar eh?? Oh, my bad........
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
In the riders seat
Not from what I've heard,maybe he should try the pillsSteve will be putting something in pinky, but it will be more than 2 strokes dude......
Yeah, another dirty old diesel
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Saving the goat....
Oh yeah, and CONGRATS to Will for winning the Alan Satherly trophy for sportsmanship. Unanimously voted for! Well done mate. You absolutely deserve it.
I won't even get to your age, let alone still be racing then!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
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