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    Quote Originally Posted by swarfie View Post
    Bob runs? Stumbles more like
    When he's got the trots.....
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by swarfie View Post
    There you go Scrivy, an open invitation to call me an old carnt .......get rooted!
    I do not pick on old age pensioners Nev..... you're safe......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    Its probably longer. The wheelbase is the same as the overall of the newspaper truck.
    He won't comprehand that, he's from porirua where the newspapers are quite small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Sorry, im not sure I follow that, it broke 50km after you sold it & immediately became your van again???
    nah, but i'm sorting the fixing, seems the right thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Dude, skyping me beside you in the pits isn't really gunna work....
    I well and truly doubt you've ever owned or worn a pair of overalls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Were naming it Ben Johnson, the black sprinter, although Gordie wants to call it Flojo, also a black sprinter.
    get it lowered and call Pistorious, after all he was a sprinter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Hope it fits down my driveway. The dungeon does and I doubt there's a van as big as that bad boy.
    Plenty of Vans as big as that

    We had a race meet at levels on the weekend, both me and Goober had new passengers on, Kai had the Windle out, Grant/Matt rode the Agip and Graeme Harris had the Chivo bike there

    Race 1 Goober was doing his best to put his new passenger off sidecars for life to the point I went and told him he was riding like a cock and after that it all got better and we had some fun except for one sidecar which dropped oil on a couple of corners and managed to fuck a lot of people off, had a word with him to and told him it wasn't good enough

    Of course me and my new swinger won 3 out of 3 although I thought Goober might get the last one until his swinger moved a bit early on the decreasing radius and ran them off the track
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    He won't comprehand that, he's from porirua where the newspapers are quite small.
    Ah, that will be why they sold me the dominion truck.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Plenty of Vans as big as that

    We had a race meet at levels on the weekend, both me and Goober had new passengers on, Kai had the Windle out, Grant/Matt rode the Agip and Graeme Harris had the Chivo bike there

    Race 1 Goober was doing his best to put his new passenger off sidecars for life to the point I went and told him he was riding like a cock and after that it all got better and we had some fun except for one sidecar which dropped oil on a couple of corners and managed to fuck a lot of people off, had a word with him to and told him it wasn't good enough

    Of course me and my new swinger won 3 out of 3 although I thought Goober might get the last one until his swinger moved a bit early on the decreasing radius and ran them off the track
    Details? who won, the Agip bike? who dropped oil? what lap did Kai break down on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Details? who won, the Agip bike? who dropped oil? what lap did Kai break down on?
    Did you miss this bit
    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Of course me and my new swinger won 3 out of 3 although I thought Goober might get the last one until his swinger moved a bit early on the decreasing radius and ran them off the track
    Kai finished them all although not running as it should, out of the 5 teams listed who do you think is most likely to drop oil ?, I will give you a clue i wasn't one of the first 4 teams I mentioned
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Did you miss this bit
    I fell asleep

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post

    wasn't one of the first 4 teams I mentioned
    oh dear
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    So can we expect a Nordog Vs Kickhaha showdown at the Barry Sheene?
    DeMyer's Laws - an argument that consists primarily of rambling quotes isn't worth bothering with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltaire View Post
    So can we expect a Nordog Vs Kickhaha showdown at the Barry Sheene?
    I'd kick his arse until his nose bleeds
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltaire View Post
    So can we expect a Nordog Vs Kickhaha showdown at the Barry Sheene?
    It will be Scrivy vs Kick. Scrivy will have the slight disadvantage of riding a pink 600 & being called Andrea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    It will be Scrivy vs Kick. Scrivy will have the slight disadvantage of riding a pink 600 & being called Andrea.
    Yeah he'll have the disadvantage of fucking around on sidecars for twice as long as I have and winning a couple of championships
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I'd kick his arse until his nose bleeds
    Im entering the beemer in pre 82, race you to turn 2.

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