Oh he handles the tip alright.............Originally Posted by Stirts
Saving the goat....
Oh he handles the tip alright.............
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
More to the point... does he want to make Teenie happy.......??
Seems pretty happy with my daughters soft toys......
Actually, my daughter refused to sleep in that bed again, until the sheets were removed and burnt....
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Dickens Cider
I'm gonna bitch slap those motherfuckers when I see them next.
Bed?! Fark that is the least of her worries...what about the poor toy with spots that he is fingering? Obviously contracted some form of STD off him.Actually, my daughter refused to sleep in that bed again until, the sheets were removed and burnt....
No body move... I dropped my brain
Hardcore Biker
LOOKS like a training move for a swinger going for the grab around (hes not asleeep he's haveing a wet dream of soft toys)spaz where are you are you all right
More to the point... does he want to make Teenie happy.......??
Seems pretty happy with my daughters soft toys......
Actually, my daughter refused to sleep in that bed again until, the sheets were removed and burnt....
Saving the goat....
She's incinerated them!!! She said the asshole on the yellow one had stuffing coming out, and the little one had (she described it) yogurt all over it.......
She also said that there were kiss marks all over her posters of men playing football......
Oh, and my daughter also wants to know why there is a semi naked lady on my computer clenching her butt cheeks in a thong.......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Dickens Cider
Welcome to my world.
I have no ideaOh, and my daughter also wants to know why there is a semi naked lady on my computer clenching her butt cheeks in a thong.......
Maybe...
No body move... I dropped my brain
Saving the goat....
My daughter said that the face in the mirror in the pic appears to be similar to your face.........I have no idea
MAYBE.....
All I'm saying is maybe........
Anyway, why was that pic on Bobs new camera ??????
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
i'm motarded
Is that Vin Diesel?
More to the point... does he want to make Teenie happy.......??
Seems pretty happy with my daughters soft toys......
Actually, my daughter refused to sleep in that bed again, until the sheets were removed and burnt....
Saving the goat....
Nah.
Eves soft toys lick out Vin..... this is the other way around......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
Send me $20 and I'll send you a pic of a poor desperate tight ass chick in a thong......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
FOR FUCKS SAKE GORDIE, STOP LOGGING ONTO MY COMPUTER!!!!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Dickens Cider
The sidecar lot are full of arses. Could be any ones.My daughter said that the face in the mirror in the pic appears to be similar to your face.........
MAYBE.....
All I'm saying is maybe........
Anyway, why was that pic on Bobs new camera ??????
No body move... I dropped my brain
In the riders seat
King of Levels Rd3 13/09/14
The weather wasn’t looking too flash on the way down and arriving at the and at rider briefing the meeting was declared wet but from standing in the pissing rain we already knew that
We put the wets on in a couple of minutes then spent 15 minutes laughing at Goober, Matt and Pig doing theirs
Practice
We take it a bit easy, there’s quite a bit of aquaplaning going on and although in a few places traction isn’t too much of a problem there’s also quite a few areas where we’re lighting up the rear and sliding quite a bit
For some reason our qualifying times aren’t put up so we decide Goober/Matt can have pole, Goober being a bit of a pussy says that’s not going to happen so we relegate him to grid 2 and I take Grid 1 with Phil/Steve and Alex/Andy running in a motor on the row behind us
Kai has decided not to play in the wet due to not having any wet tyres fitted up and drags his camera out to take a few photos instead
Alex tells us he’ll be taking it easy running his motor in but as it turns out his idea of taking it easy seems to be different than everyone else in the world
Race 1
No traction and still spinning the rear as we click into second and then third, Goober/Matt are on the outside and trying to go around us but we hold them out and lead onto the back straight
The next few laps we’re pushing as hard as we can, onto the back straight traction is good but down the straight we hit the odd puddle and aquaplane or the rear spins up and we’re getting a lot of little slides before it hooks up
I can hear Goober/Matt right behind us the whole race but the white flag is out and they haven’t made it past or even got a nose up alongside until I run wide out of the left after the hairpin and they out drag us into the chicane and they take the win by .2 of a second
Just before race 2 starts we swap back over to slick tyres much to the disgust of Goober/Matt as it takes them 15-20 minutes to swap their rear wheel
Race 2
I thought it’d be a bit wetter than it is but the grid up lap shows it’s pretty much dry with a few puddles in various places
I get off the line ok but it’s lighting up and we’re going sideways across into Goober and then Alex/Andy go past both us before Turn 1, they’ve decided to put the hammer down and start pulling away down the back straight, we haul them in under brakes and have a look up the inside off the end but can’t quite do it
Running wide exiting the hairpin Goober/Matt pull alongside and then get better drive off the left and pull in front into the chicane, we’re right behind them going into it looking to get a better run into turn 1 when Matt doesn’t get out enough for the left in the middle and they get fairly untidy when it picks up the chair wheel
We go around the outside with the chair wheel on the edge of the track and the rear sliding sideways and they nearly t-bone us as we go past
We start hauling Alex/Andy in and get a bit closer but they’ve still got good 4-5 bike lengths on us when the flag comes out
Looking at Goobers wet tyres afterwards they were on the point of tearing to shreds from getting to hot and that was with him looking for puddles to ride through on each lap
Race 3
Alex/Andy line up right off the back plus a bit more and when the lights go out we lead into turn 1 again, Goober/Matt are pulling out to pass us just about immediately
We’re neck and neck down the straight and I run it in a bit deeper and go around the outside to go back into the lead
Alex/Andy go around the outside of the both of us in the next two corners and then pull over to let us both back past before the chicane
Goober/Matt try having another go at us off the end of the straight but we’re carrying enough speed that he can’t make the pass
Alex/Andy leave it until the same point he pulled over last time then pulls out and passes us both around the outside before the chicane
When the flag comes out it’s Alex/Andy, Warwick/Will and Goober/Matt
A fantastic day down there despite the dodgy weather first thing and some good racing between us
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Anorak
No but he looks uncannily like Paul Walker (Post crash pics only though)
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
In the riders seat
Worth a watch until just after the minute mark
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
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